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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
just had to do an iq test in the form of two "fun games" about matching shapes and math, after answering 7 long questions to an ai that'll reject me for being autistic before i see another human. kill hirevue
one of the jobs my roommate and I applied to had us take a personality questionnaire and I need yall to look at these images
ACTUALLY comb jellies are the oldest animals, not sponges!
going to the polling place and writing in "i'm bald" on the ballot
There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. "The sink!" He said "the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!"
"However," said a stranger coming through the crowd "you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your prescious sink would have no where to be if it weren't for the countertop!"
The man was stunned. He wasn't prepared for a counterargument
A comic about "Vib-Ribbon"
(From 10/07/2024)
dipping girl
a combination of two polls I've seen multiple times:
Happy 24-6-01!
everyone's talking about florida armenia but may i suggest:
kenturkey
every day i wake up and realize that like. most people do not know about the ocean sunfish hater/worshipper/apathy accounts. like i keep thinking they’re a huge thing but they’re not…. very sad.
So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"
The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.
I love trans people so much
you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012
this website's hate mail game is insane
comic about angels and friends. writing the alt text for this one was fun (cat noises)
CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....
SKELETON BALLING:
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Question for Lakia, when and how did she first figure out she’s a girl? I imagine it’s a cute story.
Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.
So this is the first set of images I've made dedicated to two of my first ever OCs, believe it or not these two date back to 2004 and 2005, the years I first started taking art and character design seriously. So here we have these two, Turquoise the Vaporeon and Lily the Skitty, enjoying a fun day of shopping together before having a McDonalds, then going home and enjoying a cosy evening reading stories :)
Also as a small cameo, I have once again drawn @patricia-taxxon 's Pix & Bit OCs, if you can't see them take a look at the shelf of plushies in the toy store :) I've decided I'll drop these two into image sets now and then, since they're fun to draw and Patricia's work is worth supporting!!
Make sure to read their bios in their profile pictures too!!
Excerpt from Jake Sisko’s documentary about deep space station living.
so was the doorknob
pros of corded headphones:
Cant lose phone
dont need to charge headphones
they look cool and are amazing
cons of corded headphones:
Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you
you forgot to remove the j
this stupid dream I had