It's 2022. Donald Trump Has Died In Disgrace Days After Being Impeached And Jailed. My Chemical Romance's

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

Josh Kiszka and Jake Kiszka - Greta Van Fleet 📸: Steffie Wunderl

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You were always excited to work with music magazines, being a stylist for photoshoots of all sorts, because that way you got to meet a ton of your own idols – and of course you got to do their make-up; touching a world famous rock star’s face never got old. Most of them were very nice, some of them really funny, and you loved watching them pose for the photographers. Once during one of your first sets, you watched a legendary front man absolutely destroy an electric guitar while the rest of the band stood expressionless around him with their arms crossed in front of their chests. That day, you’d decided never to go back to the ordinary salon you’d worked at before.

When you received a date and a time to meet with Greta van Fleet, you’d barely even recognized the name, let alone known any of the members’ names. But as soon as you walked into the studio to greet everyone and set up your work station, you were blown away. You didn’t know they were going to be so young! Every one of them had flawless skin and you weren’t quite sure what you were supposed to touch up, but you knew you were going to end up using concealer and a little bit of anti-flashback powder anyway.

All four of the members were occupied talking to the photographer when you stepped into the threshold and spread your collection of products out on the vanity. When you were done, the photographer, Andy, called you over to say hi, and faced with four stunning young men looking at you, you felt yourself blush as you stepped up to them with a smile and held out your hand to introduce yourself.

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