[text:] Ofc I Made A Bernie Meme For U Why Would I Not Share This Decade's True Meme King With You At

[text:] ofc i made a bernie meme for u why would i not share this decade's true meme king with you at any time 😌😌😌

[text] OK BET I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN!!!

[text] seesaw is just such a jam okay. && the fact she started calling u after ur performance Friday just makes it better so JUS ONE MORE ENCORE FOR HER FACE WOULD MEAN THE WORLD 🤡🤡🤡

[text] ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!

[text] RELEASE THE CHEESECAKE!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣

[text] plus you've got moves jaesang, seeing you shimmy was my fave, hehe.

[text] you were SO IN TO IT!!!!! 😄😄😄😩💯💯💯

[text] Are you ready for this weekend??? are you excited?

[text] i'm really really excited 🥺 we're going to have so much fun.

[text] I just wish Susu had come... 😞

「 text 」 : i locked myself out drunk once and i spammed Na-Rae's phone with one about unlocking the door and the Bern effect somehow saved me from an ass beating so he's definitely a king.

「 text 」 : and yes, my keys were in my pocket the entire time apparently.

「 text 」 : I WASN'T EVEN OFF STAGE YET LMAOOOO I GOT OFF TO LIKE SEVEN TEXTS

「 text 」 : AND A PHOTO OF ME ON STAGE

「 text 」 : i guess covering don't call me didn't work as anticipated 🤡🤡

「 text 」 : maybe i SHOULD jump up for an encore and talk before it like

「 text 」 : THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH WHY YOU TOOK ME OFF THE MOTHERFUCKIN SCHEDULE WITH YOUR TRIFFLIN DIRTY WHITE RACIST ASS YOU BIG FAT BITCH OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH I'M COMING UP THERE AND I'M GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BITCH AND DON'T EVEN CALL THE POLICE TODAY CAUSE I'M GONNA COME UP THERE UNEXPECTED AND WAIT ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS BITCH I'M COMING TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BITCH CAUSE YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE

「 text 」 : anyways, here's cheesecake.

「 text 」 : hey, you choreo'd the shimmy i just shimmied

「 text 」 : I did get way into it lmao I felt like a real performer up there 🤡

「 text 」 : I'm ready, I got my outfits all picked out and everything. Might even bless them with a crop topish type shit on day one

「 text 」 : I am also excited though, which is odd. Feeling all this excitement and happiness two weeks in a row.

「 text 」 : bring a deck of cards, let's hustle some people in the crowds

「 text 」 : yeah, they would have loved being there front and center in the crowd to gather ammo to roast my ass the rest of the night 😂

01:01

❝ You got Ateez's Thanxx ... which uh, out of context it sounds like you and the Universe ain't vibing, yikes. ❞

Send me an ask with a time (eg. 1.09) and I’ll shuffle my songs and I’ll give you the lyrics sung at that time. That will be your message form the universe.

total runtime: just slightly under / over an hour.

DISCLAIMER: unless otherwise noted, anything performed is original !

SIDENOTES:

obviously some of the lyrics in his original works would be slightly different at times considering he's not an idol and any references to agust d or suga would be references to his name instead !

kian wanted jae to perform seesaw, a song he wrote after his ex cheated on him, and jae gave the stipulation that kian would have to choreograph something for it as well as find him a team of dancers to use. unbeknownst to kian are all the dance covers / dancing during a few other songs that jae and the team worked on. jae knows kiki loves dancing and would probably get a kick out of watching jae up on stage dancing his life into the ground. plus, this is the boy who knows more kpop choreo than he'll admit to. any post marked with an asterisk means the dancers are with him.

any songs that have someone featured, they are only there for the songs listed and then it's back to just jae or jae and the dancers depending on what's next.

if something is marked as a cover and the video / song has more than one person but it's not listed as a feature, jae is doing all the parts.

shadow and seesaw are exactly like the videos, jae wanted those two to definitely be a PERFORMANCE, ya feel?

𝄥𝄞──────────────── 𝄇

intro / agust d

while the homage to dmx intro music plays, the stage would be black and jae's entrance as it starts mixing into agust d would most likely come from rising up from down below.

give it to me

no mischief ( cover )

what do you think?

it doesn't matter

dragon ( cover )

alligator verse * into tony montana

the alligator verse is a cover — vocals/rapping and dance while tony montana is an original

tony montana ( ft. brandon ) *

monsta x medley ( cover )

vocals/rapping and dance

shadow *

like yoongi, jae does the outfit change. he probably started the night in the tony montana look and changed into the all black shown in the accompanying photoset. how jae changed the jeans too we'll never know but magic ya kno ??

set me free

people

burn it ( ft. dae-seong )

bad habits ( ft. dae-seong ) ( cover ) *

cravity was something they got into together and they always listen to them when hanging out or driving around so jae wanted that bonding moment together. but sorry daedae, your uncle gets the whisper parts because im a thirsty bitch.

back all black ( ft. dae-seong ) ( cover ) *

love killa rapline verse ( cover )

vocals / rapping and SOLO DANCE like the clip

don't call me ( cover )

vocals / rapping and SOLO DANCE like the clip

king ( cover )

daechwita transitioned into ugh!

ONLY THE FIRST 3:51 OF THE VIDEO !!

ateez kq fellaz dance cover..cover — pick it up *

dance, no rapping aside from a few shouted adlibs/lines from the song at time having fun

ateez kq fellaz dance cover..cover — lick *

dance, no rapping aside from a few shouted adlibs/lines from the song at time having fun

ateez kq fellaz dance cover..cover — coco *

dance, no rapping aside from a few shouted adlibs/lines from the song at time having fun

honsool

as soon as it's just the instrumental towards the end, jae vanishes while the dancers come back out to dance it out so jae can mad dash change for the finale

seesaw aka cheesecake *

exactly like this video, full theatrics and props headass, set closes out when it lowers. includes jae running to where he knows kian is in the crowd by the stage and crouching down to let him scream the cheesecake to his heart's content for one line.

»»—— 불변성 HAH-DUL-SEHT 개천에서 용 난다  —-««

불변성 bulbyeonseong

translation: UNCHANGEABLE UNIT

개천에서 용 난다 gaecheoneseo yong nanda

translation: From the stream, a dragon rises

LA PLAYA MUSIC FESTIVAL: 8:45 PM

✖✖✖ SUNWOO. — JAESANG. — KIAN.✖✖✖

↳ e n t e r  t h e  s i t e…  ↳ s e h t  l i s t  

— vid credit qdeoks ♥

messages sent to sunwoo's phone wherever in the world they are as jae started feeling a panic attack setting in