Roadrunner Reblogging

roadrunner reblogging

coyote posting

love this sm

may i add phoenix’s batshit habit of just adopting random kids with traumatic backstories and not even thinking twice about it

big sister murdered? maya gets a big brother and a best friend for life

mother jailed for conspiracy to kill? another fey added to phoenix’s collection, welcome to the family pearl

i haven’t played past the OG trilogy, but I’m pretty sure phoenix does the same thing with trucy, apollo, and athena because the man literally can’t help himself

like at some point, phoenix gave up on running a law firm and decided to convert it into a safe house for vulnerable teens

the fact that edgeworth has his own pair of sad children (kay and sebastian) just adds another layer of absurdity

okay re your last post im curious now so: top 5 insane phoenix moments 👁👁

oh no. what have u unleashed girl helNUMERO UNO not necessarily his most insane, but my personal favourite--him going through an ‘all prosecutors are terrible people’ arc in aa2 purely because he’s projecting his fucked up emotions about edgeworth killing himself after the combination of 1-4 and 1-5 events. like he was so heartbroken over his not-boyfriend dipping on him like that that he decided to paint all prosecutors w the same brush of betrayal, and enter his manic widow era (boos from the crowd over me using that turn of phrase AGAIN like sorry that it’s literally Him in aa2) he’s such a zero-sum fucker i love him

second fave insane phoenix wright moment would be pulling an elle woods and going to law school for a man. but he actually pulled an elle woods on crack, because: edgeworth was never his boyfriend, phoenix was already in college studying something we can only assume he was good at, and his decision was made just because he saw a picture of his not-boyfriend looking a little bit sad in the newspaper. like ?????????

third fave is what ive already talked about in my last ask, ie how codependent he is and how he’ll fall into depressive episodes if there’s not someone around to keep him busy and occupied

fourth fave is whatever the fuck he had going on in aa4. a lot of fans like to say beanix was mostly an act but i dont think it was, because in the sections in 4-4 (lots of fours going on here this wasn’t intentional i promise) where we played as him his behaviour was very congruent with the internal monologue we got to see, like there was literally no persona going on. i think after he got disbarred he was just like, oh word? i can fully lean into how much of a cunt i am now??? and went wild with it, because trilogy phoenix, while being a bitch, mostly kept this entirely to himself and still tried to seem Normal to others, probably because he needed people to take him seriously (i’m holding back laughter rn because whoooooo in the trilogy actually did take him seriously LOL). meanwhile beanix had none of this baggage thanks to being a disgraced disbarred ex-lawyer <3

fifth fave is eating glass to try and protect his girlfriend from being convicted of murder like jesus fucking christ dude. phoenix learned the phrase “ride or die” and was like ok is anyone actually gonna take this literally and then didnt wait for an answer. (him running over a burning bridge to save maya from a potential murderer on the loose is also in this category)

aaaaaand an honourable mention to how much of a doormat he is. and also how indestructible he is. and--[i am forcibly removed from the stage]

so is the uni free to attend like if you’re gonna do the bit you gotta commit

gonna rob banks dressed in an anime marx suit

when you’ve watched morbius

disbarred phoenix should’ve been allowed to present his locket like the proud dad he is

fucked up that phoenix wright couldnt present his badge for seven years

edgeworth and phoenix about the steel samurai

Fanfic authors are amazing like they could be literally anyone. That one coffee au you read last night? Could have been written by morgan freeman who knows