Remember When All Been So Excited When We See Harley In The Cast For Endgame

Remember when all been so excited when we see Harley in the cast for endgame

And we discover that it's was for Tony's funeral

What your Marvel OTP says about you.

This is SATIRE and awful attempts at comedy and almost all of them are jokes. You’re entitled to your own ships and options and I sincerely hope nobody finds these offensive. 

Tony x Pepper:

You hedged your bets early and my god did it pay off.

Tony x Peter:

Nope. No. Not touching it.

Sam x T’Challa:

You watched a lot of that Tweedy Bird show growing up.

Steve x Nat

You’ve watched The Winter Soldier.

Steve x Sam

You’ve ONLY watched The Winter Soldier.

Nat/Bruce:

Hi Joss!

Thor x Val

You’re into pegging. Just admit it.

Tony x Bucky:

You don’t understand how trauma works!

Tony x Rhodey

You’re realistic about college life. Come on.

Val x Carol

You just want good things for Valkyrie and honestly, who doesn’t?

Nat x Bucky:

You’ve read the comics!

Wanda x Vision:

You’re read the comics and feel the need to tell everyone about it five times a day every day. We get it.

T’Challa x Nakia:

You know a functional relationship when you see one.

W’Kabi x Okoye:

You wouldn’t know a dysfunctional relationship if it hit you in the face with a Rhino.

Tony x Nat

I honestly thought Endgame would have killed you by now. Congrats on still being here.

Tony x Bruce

Ha ha Science hoes, am I right guys? *sighs* Why did she take the kids?

Steve x Peggy

You respect the canon.

Steve x Sharon

You respect the canon a little too much.

Thor x Loki

You’re antsy about the word ‘incest’ and have to keep reminding everyone they aren’t blood related. We get it.

Thor x Hela

Oh, come on!

Nat x Hawkeye

You’ve written at least one Avengers Tower AU where everyone lives together happily.

Steve x Bucky

You just want good things for Bucky Barnes and honestly, who doesn’t?

Tony x JARVIS

This ship confuses me but you’re not harming anyone so go for your life, I suppose.

Peter x Mysterio

Oh my god, please stop. Please. No.

Steve x Tony

You’re used to teasing and things being held just out of your reach.

Steve x Thor

You have a thing for tall blond and chiselled men and it shows.

Nat x Pepper

Three words! Women! In! Suits!

Tony x Loki

You took one piece of sassy dialogue and ran with it and honestly, respect.

Tony x T’Challa

You know what’s better than one sugar daddy? Two sugar daddies!

Tony x Strange

Your dirty fantasies involve a sentient shawl. 

Thor x Jane

You’re Thor.

Thor x Sif

You’re Odin.

Thor x Bruce

You hated Nat and Bruce so much that you violently latched to the next option that made itself available and honestly same.

Bucky x Sam

You’re a sucker for a good enemies to lovers slow burn fic and honestly same.

Peter x Shuri

*Insert vine reference here*

Loki x Darcy

God, I wish I had your imagination. They’ve never met.

Shuri x MJ

You just want good things for Shuri and honestly, who doesn’t?

Peter x MJ

You’ve watched that ‘Umbrella’ video more times than is probably healthy. 

Peter x Ned

The epitome of affectionate boyfriends. An excellent choice.

(I’d love to do a part two of this so if I missed any ships please let me know)

Pepper: [raises an eyebrow]

Tony: I'm

Tony: I’m a responsible adult.

Pepper: [raises an eyebrow]

Tony: I’m an adult.

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I have a really complex relationship with religion, but here’s something positive

Rhodey: your on fire, man

Tony: OH fuck !!!

Rhodey, teaching Tony how to cook: cmon man it isn’t rocket science

Tony, on fire but doesn’t know it yet: I have literally done rocket science and I can confirm this is worse