Ive Cracked

I’ve cracked

I’ve given up

I’m a wrongun

Centricide family headcanons

(I personally see the ideologies starting as real people before ascending to ideologyland by either death or brain death, where they target more people to kill and absorb into themselves, so these are the most recently deceased persons)

ANCAP

Born to hippie parents in Portland, Oregon (and yes, they do smoke weed)

His grandparents lived in a commune

iPad kid

Had a younger sister, like 8 years younger- she had undiagnosed ADHD

Their parents tried to treat it with essential oils

Homeschooled

Went his mom’s twitter one day and it changed his life

His parents thought structural inequality was made up

His name was Neroli Wolfsong and he had curly blond hair and a punchable face

ANCOM

Born in a Haitian tourist town to parents whose livelihoods would be subsequently destroyed by the island’s earthquake

Their grandmother, uncle, and first cousins all lived in the house with them

Well it was really more of a tent

Yeah they grew up very poor

Only child

They saw their cousins manipulated into drug addictions and soul-draining hard labor

The cops arrested them all for squatting several times

Their friends and them all shared a windows 2 that they would look at the internet on

As they all grew up they started learning the history behind their country’s shitty situation and systemic racial oppression

And how to make their own drugs

Also spent a lot of time on the lgbtq wiki

CENTRICIDE SLEEPING

Ancap

Sleeps like a cat on its back

Somehow taking up the whole gosh darn queen sized bed despite being a skinny little gnome

You will be sleeping on the floor, sorry

Monogrammed silk pajamas

Snakeskin eye mask

Gets high and has spa night

Has NFT throw pillows

Ancom

Sleeps in an oversized Dead Kennedys shirt

Facedown on the bed with their face to the side

Usually brushes their hair (with their hands), washes their face (with tap water), and brushes their teeth (with a bottle of Jack) before sleep

Will sleep on top of you in a child’s pose type thing

Twin bed

Commie

(One mention of malnourishment)

Sleeps like a board. Like how they teach you to sleep in socialist efficiency school or sm

Insomniac

Tortured by pressing philosophical questions

Dunks his head in a year old bucket of rubbing alcohol to get clean

His pajamas are just a pair of sweatpants

Holds his day clothes while he sleeps because if he doesn’t he can feel his ribs through the blanket

YOU WILL sleep on top of him for OPTIMAL HEAT CONSERVATION

(And so he can pet your hair and whisper his anxieties to you in Russian)

Military cot

Blueman

Stole Ancom’s pillow; sleeps on his side hugging it

Very very very ashamed of this

I TOOK IT AT THE BEGINNING OF CENTRICIDE IT DOESNT HAVE THAT DEGENERATE’S GERMS ON IT

Toothpaste, floss, hot shower, soap, hairbrush

Tank top and striped pjs (he hates himself and they are covered in filth)

Drools a lot

He will grab onto you like a leech

Your faces are like an inch apart

You’re on your sides facing each other and he’s squeezing you like he’s consuming your mortal form and digging his raggedy nails into your back

If you’re asleep he will reposition your limbs. If you’re both asleep he will reposition your limbs

LONG hair ecofash

I hate (love?) this fucking dweeb

Very excited for this ngl

Ecofash in corpsepaint