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(yandere! zombie x gn! survivor reader) (im such a youtube shorts kid bruh this idea came to me because of a video i watched)

did you know that zombies retain their habits from when they were humans?

well you sure as hell do now, because why is your annoying neighbour still following you around?? he's literally fucking rotting???

"shoo! go away!"

you hiss at him, shooting a rubber band at him before quickly climbing up a tree. phew, you wouldn't be bothered by him from here. it's been like this for a few days now, your undead neighbour following you around as you did your best to survive in this ruined world.

you never really liked him, your neighbour that is. he's always been that one weird guy that keeps annoying you ever since he moved in. constantly knocking on your door and asking to have meals together, to getting to and from work at the same times as you... you're so sure that he was stalking you. how could it ever be a coincidence that he just somehow knew when you were going out and coming back from work?

but now you wouldn't ever know and it's not like you wanted to know anyway. ignorance is bliss after all. oh! he's also very stubborn and it's quite apparent in his zombie form.

"bweh."

"go away!"

the zombie hits at the tree you were sitting down on as he looks up at you with what seemed to be puppydog eyes. you could only grimace at the sight before checking through your supplies. shit, you're running out of stuff.

"ugh... i'll need to scavenge for food-"

"guh!"

you raise an eyebrow at your undead admirer before humming. right, you suppose it isn't that bad that you have him around... he gives you stuff that's useful and scares away other mobs (you think he eats them if they get too close to you). you would've actually coddled him like a dog if he wasn't trying to get into your pants or kiss you every second.

"thanks."

you lean forward and snatch the bad of chips from his rotting hands before stuffing it into your bag. mn, you could probably have that for your lunch and dinner tomorrow.

"let's see... i need to find a good place to sleep tonight."

"bwa! buh beh!"

your zombie immediately starts scratching at the tree bark before jutting his lower lip. huh...

"no, i'm not sleeping in your apartment."

"gah!"

you think you're starting to understand zombie language because why are you holding full on conversations with him??

"don't give me that face. you know our apartment complex is riddled with zombies. i don't want to be turned."

"kh... gur! rh..."

"you think i'm trusting you? i swear i saw our old neighbour lurking around there and he was an olympic sprinter."

you shake your finger at the zombie before sighing softly. why did this apocalypse have to happen? things were going great for you before this. you just had a raise and you were so close to landing a date with your hot boss!

if you didn't know any better you'd have thought that your little zombie admirer was the one who kickstarted this zombie apocalypse because of his jealousy. what did he work as before he turned? a scientist?

"tn... jhn... ngh..."

"don't act all sassy with me right now. it's not like i want to sleep in your place to begin with. you'd probably lock me in there with you and i'd be trapped."

"bah!"

rolling your eyes at the sassy undead man, you rest against the trunk of the tree and shut your eyes. might as well get some rest before setting off again.

"i'm going to rest now. help me keep an eye out."

"kah kah. jah?"

"no, i won't kiss you. and no, i most certainly won't reward you with myself. you're rotting, damnit! how many times do i have to tell you that?"

"ui..."

what in the sassy zombie apocalypse have you gotten yourself into?

the "splatfest" is a traditional inkfish festival dating back to over a hundred years ago.

(i sat down to draw something funny and then this happened)

Grandfest was great

yay grand fest

it's a rock! from SPACE

vishkar architect academy dorm room sneak peek

(inspired by @/hausofdecline)

misunderstandings ft. dr ratio

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Im tired of seeing the reader getting jealous over Ada flirting with Leon, I want to see Ada flirt with the reader and LEON getting jealous ‼️ nobody but him can flirt with his y/n ‼️

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Oh my GOSH 😭 I just read your reblog on AFTH and I just need to say THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M IN TEARS😭💖 That was so so so incredibly sweet and moving oh my goodness I'll be crying at work today. Thank you so much for making my entire year thus far 💗 💓 I am so happy that you enjoyed it. There are times I wish I'd written it better but you saying that makes me feel such relief 😭😭 THANK YOU ❤

I'm so glad you liked what I said about it 😭, but seriously there is absolutely nothing you could have done to write it better because its perfect, there are so many more things about it that I love, like the friendship between Tae and the reader, it makes you feel like you actually have a friend (I hope that came off right lol) it is seriously so good, ive thought about it so many times after I got done reading it, I now wish I could've read it slower rather than binge reading it in 3 days 💀

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Aim For The Heart | FINAL Chapter 35: Agapanthus

Pairing: hitman!jungkook x female reader

Genre: romance, drama, angst

WC: 20k

Warnings for this chapter: strong language, amnesia, panic attacks, mentions of past betrayal, pining, heartbreak, mentions of unhealthy coping, lots of tears, ANGST, brief mention of blood, anxiety, lots of feels okay.

Here we go babies…

summary; Jeon Jungkook is an infamous hitman, known for his inability to fail at whatever job is thrown his way. At least, up until now. Y/n, a kind-hearted and full of life teacher, is his newest target. Jeon isn’t sure who would put a hit on this seemingly innocent girl, but fortunately, that isn’t his problem. All he has to do is pull the trigger.

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One year and five months later…

“Are y-you guys ready for s-s-summer??”

The class of tiny humans erupts into cheers, melting your heart.

They gather their backpacks and form a line, laughing and talking with their classmates. Then you lead them out of the room and down the hall towards the front. 

Like always, you wave to each and every child until the last one is picked up, then you turn and head back inside to clean up your room and make sure you don’t leave anything over the summer. 

After submitting the last of the paperwork, you hear your phone ringing. 

“Hello?”

“Heyyy, you ready to party??”

You laugh at Jimin’s excitement, “M-More than ready!”

“Good, because I’m parked out front.”

You giggle and grab your bag, slinging it over your shoulder, “Coming!”

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resolution

rosalina dressed as lady dimitrescu for tall lady solidarity

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