Imagine: You Get Your Memories Back After Years Of Amnesia To Find Out Your Whole Species Is Dead And

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE SECOND CLIP BEFORE

the "tensionnnnn" parallel

brat summer is OVER

time for DEAD POETS SOCIETY AUTUMN

The dead poets on a trip to the beach

• Todd brings a lot of food

• they rent an apartment, which turns into a huge mess the second they get there

• Ginny and Neil bake pancakes

• the first evening, they go to the beach to watch the sunset and have deep conversations

• Charlie brings alcohol

• The next morning they go fishing

• Meeks and Pitts LOVE it

• Knox is scared of crabs and screams everytime they catch one

• Neil organized a secret activity, which turns out to be rowing (on the sea)

• Chris and Todd were terrified but both end up loving it

• they did scream a lot tho

• Charlie tries to throw Cameron out of his boat but ends up falling in the water himself

• Pitts and Meeks went too far into the sea and got in trouble with the lifeguards

• Knox screams every time he sees a jellyfish

• Todd ends up really drunk that evening and Neil takes care of him

• the weather is really bad the next day, so they go to a cozy cafe and play board games

• Charlie tries to cheat a lot but Cameron always catches him

• they also visit the local shops and buy souvenirs for each other

• Chris and Ginny bought lots of make up and tried to make the others wear it too

• in the evening, they watch movies in their apartment and stay up late

• they woke up really late and realized they still had to clean their apartment

• Charlie puts on some music and somehow they manage to leave on time

• on the train back home they make plans for their next trip

it's a lifestyle

Dare I say… bark bark

older jeremy capello???maybe vampire wilson???idk...