Getting All Dressed Up (totally Not Just For The Mall Cop That Visits Him Multiple Times A Day, Every

getting all dressed up (totally not just for the mall cop that visits him multiple times a day, every day. that's just a coincidence)

kirk will never beat the "gays can't drive" allegations

I imagine the older they get, the less of a kriff they give, and they’ll just start interrupting each other and neither one will back down.

ent behind the scenes photos are so fun and sweet im obsessed w them…

“autism wouldn’t have been difficult before capitalism” “nothing that caused me burnout existed before industrialization” well what if your boots feel weird against your skin. and your cape is itchy and too heavy. and your brooch keeps making an annoying sound everytime you move and this party is too loud and you’re hungry and there’s pigeon stew but you can’t stand the texture of pigeon so you ate some olives and now your hands feel oily and gross and you drank a little bit too much wine (bc there’s no clear water. also it was too bitter) so now your head hurts and you feel a little hot but not hot enough to take your cape off and you promised this time we leave when I asked, Aurelius! you promised! and don’t forget we still have a three hour ride back home you promised it’s not going to be like last time! or something of the sort.

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.