Don't Worry I'll Write Both Of The Headcanon-oneshots(??), But Whichever One Wins Will Be Posted First!

Don't worry I'll write both of the headcanon-oneshots(??), but whichever one wins will be posted first!

"Flirting with what's mine? You must really want to die."

WARNING! Adult content ahead!

You've been warned!

EVERYONE ON DISCORD WANTED ME TO POST IT HERE HAHA

”Does my naughty, debauched little doe need another punishment?"

HEHEHE

Fyi, this is an old artwork im re-uploading, so-

Also, Hurt lives in my mind rent free so-

AHHH THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS

THE TAIL WAGGING- I CAN'T PLEASE 😭💖

Kilig. (n) A feeling of exhilaration or elation caused by an exciting or romantic experience.

Alright, then, I'll take the mic. Thank you darling @certifiedcrybabyyy 💞

Last Song: As The World Caves In, Matt Maltese (orchestral version) - I was envisioning a really dramatic confession scene between Alastor x Reader like LATE into last night, and holy shit re-reading it is making me fucking astral project (in a good way lmao)

Favorite Color: Red and mostly black (but actually, though. Kakegurui has NOTHING to do with it I promise) ❤️🖤

Currently Watching: Season 2 of Bridgerton (I was MISSING. OUT. I ATE SEASON ONE UP IN THREE FUCKING DAYS) and I'm rewatching Blue Eye Samurai (HUGE recommend. The art style, fight scenes, plus the story and characters are so beautiful and compelling, fucking 10/10)

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: I prefer savory, but I do have a bit of a sweet tooth. I'm sorry but I detest spicy foods 😭 Unless it's mild enough for me to enjoy, it'll burn my fucking tongue off.

Relationship Status: Happily single 🥱

Current Obsessions: Obviously, Alastor (I have a whole pinterest board of fanarts 💀 660 pins are you fucking kidding me??) Cuphead and BATIM (I fucking love these silly little 1920s-30s rubberhose animation cartoons) and retellings of shock horror novels and the manga Kitchen Princess by Jules Dapper (on youtube if you're interested)

Last Thing I Googled: Heart ventricles (PLEASE I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER I SWEAR 😭) I've recently discovered that romantic cannibalism is one of my favorite things to write about for Alastor x Reader (DON'T CALL THE POLICE PLEASE)

MIC PASS (Tagging): @lustylita, @hurthermore, @y3nze1, @cxrsedwxrlds, @worldofkuro, and everyone else 🖤

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Thank you for the tag @clockwork-ashes and @lovely-vanserra-sunshine

Last song: Riot by Hollywood Undead- trust me I regret a full shuffle too. Lol

Favorite color: pastels but pink

Currently watching: Does GTLive count?

Sweet/Savory/spicy: sweet

Relationship status: Chronically single

Current obsession: -gestures around- acotar

Last thing you googled: atmospheric gravity wave experiment

No pressure tags: @acourtofladydeath @mybestfriendmademe @tilseptemberends @tsunami-of-tears @hieragalbatorixdottir @shadowdaddies @mika-no-sekai-blog @wickedfelinaxo @achaotichuman

Bless me up with some writing motivation, oh holy writing gods 🙏🏽🙏🏽

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.