I Sent This At 4am While Staring Into The Void Of Space 2 Weeks Ago Why NOW Are You Answering It

i sent this at 4am while staring into the void of space 2 weeks ago why NOW are you answering it

Whar

IM TAKING THIS TAG ITS MINE NOW IM CASINOCHASE CEO

i AM sick and twisted!!!!!!!!!1 how did you know

MANGO, IM STEALING TELLY AND MOVING TO FLORIDA. theyre my child now /silly

they cant swim

GET THE CHILD AWAY FROM THE WATER THEY'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK AND TWISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

will never live down the time fucking MARWARE CEO liked my shitass mario roleplay account on tumblr dot com

// OMINOUS NOO PLEASE DONT LIKE THIS ACCOUNT'S POStS ITS NOT MY MAIN SoBBING i seem insane (i am) j

anyway hello ominous potato uhmm11 did not expect u to see this account at all - signed mariomania/@yourfavoriterandom

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Entering the old, rundown Aquarium, you find yourself met with multiple empty, rotting enclosures for sealife, the animals gone. The screen in front of you flickers to life, an Axolotl humanoid appearing on the LCD. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ 🫧⋆｡˚ ❝ Well hello there, friend! Welcome to the Auburnwood National Marine Sanctuary! My name is Kinito, and i'll be here to tell you any facts you'd like to know about the creatures in our enclosures! Remember to stay safe, have fun, and remember our rules! Make sure to say hi to my friends Sam and Jade for information on their areas! ❞ ๋࣭ ⭑⚝

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ He pauses, staring at you for a bit before his mood suddenly drops. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

🫧⋆｡˚ ❝ ...okay i'll be honest, we haven't been open for a looong time. How did you get in..? ❞ ๋࣭ ⭑⚝ ︶꒷꒦︶ ๋࣭ ⭑

ⓘ "Welcome to the official Kinitopet Marine Biologist AU blog, my name's MarMar, i'll be handling the OOC parts of the blog while Ito, aka Kinito, handles the in character things! We are a 2-person 1-body team, as a System Fictive, so please give us time and patience as we make all the drawings and assets ourselves, it's very hard to run a blog along with my other blogs, we appreciate any and all interactions, but please keep it PG!"

OOUGUGHGHHG BURSTS INTO TEARS ROLLS AROUND /pos

hi marware ceo briandraws id like to know ur opinion on casinochase aka mario/marty crackship that i predicted somehow on twitter.,<!!!! heres proof im casinochase ceo uhm ilov e ur marware fics btw explodes into dust

YES, MORE RAREPAIRS!!! Good on you for predicting that one!

I actually think casinochase is really cool! It's a funny dynamic to think about considering marty in canon(considering he's a cardboard cut out) but since rarepair shippers dgaf abt canon, I think the ship is adorable :D

Thanks for reading my oneshots :3