I Said Almost

I said almost

There are almost no dangerous animals in england because we murdered all of them

i thought there were like 56 million english people

Frog and cranberries it must be fall

I could only dream to be as cool as the binturong

I know king kong

If I lived on the top of a mountain, any mountain, I would let it get to my head, I’d be king, no one would be able to kill me. Mountain climbers would attempt to reach the peak, but I would simply be there, large stone in hand, ready to blot those suckers off my mountain.

My school is doing a some go back thing for quarantine, and this dream rings true

I was back in school. Without the bullying or PE, it was actually pretty nice.

Their piss smells of popcorn

I could only dream to be as cool as the binturong