Zack-and-wheezie-woof - Thomas/Camp
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Doot doot
Doot doot for the win !
lovely day for a walk
the hilarious part: i barely got half of it out
A CONVERSATION WITH MY 2 YEAR OLD (dog)
WHEEZIE: STARES AT ME WHILE LICKING HER LIPS AND MAKING EATING MOTIONS
ME: ARE YOU HUNGRY? IS IT DINNY TIME for Wheezie? "places ipad on floor"
WHEEZIE: Yes!
ME: DO YOU WANT KIBBS?
WHEEZIE: "enthusiastically button mashes' NO! NO! NONONONO! NO!
ME: WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT? KIBBS IS DINNER TONIGHT.
WHEEZIE: "runs off into another room returns with a bag of carrots" LOOKS AT ME HOPEFUL AND STEPS BACK (how she asks to be asked a question)
ME: DO YOU WANT ME TO COOK YOU BOILED CARROTS? YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT YOUR DINNER TOO.
WHEEZIE: "THINKS FOR 30 SECONDS" YES!
"I PROCEED TO CUT UP AND BOIL HER A CARROT THEN MASH IT AND USE IT TO TOP HER KIBBS WHILE SHE STARS AT ME AND MAKES IMPATIENT NOISES UNTIL I THREATEN RHYMING AND MATH HOMEWORK"