Reiner As Cats Parent

reiner as cats parent

NO ONE ASK FOR THIS BUT AJSAJSHASAKJSAKS I JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW CUTE HE IS AS A CAT PARENT

cw : none. enjoy!

anyway sorry for the gramatically error m not a native😬

- probably would have 2 cats  

- reiner would name the cats over something weird like mr. growltiger & sir nutcracker (eaj’s guitar wohoo)

- i picture him as someone who prefer furry cats such like ragdoll and persian long hair

- loves his cats more than his lover(best believe)

- would ask you to just come to his house and play with his cats on the weekend

- spoil his cats, take them to the vet for check up every month, take them to cat salon, BUY CLOTHES N SHOES FOR THEM N TOOK LOTS OF PICTURE OF THEM WEARING THOSE THINGS (aaaaaaaa cutie😖😖😖🥰)

- would show u the picts tho

- play jazz musics for his cats

- probably would make them a playlist tho...

- he feed his cats A LOT LIKE PROBABLY EVERY 2 HOURS 

- HIS CATS WOULD BE SO FLUFFY N HEAVY BUT NVM THEY LOOK CUTE DOE

- feed the cats with pricey foodies 

- celebrate his cats bday with you

- ALSO WOULD BUY BUNCH OF SALMON FOR THEM

- ow don’t for get the candles he put on top of the salmon 

- his cats seems to like you more than their owner aka dearest mr. braun

- absolutely would be jealous and planning to not let u see his cats but obviously fail bc the one who look after them when he’s away is you (busy man indeed)

- grumbled  “i am the dad i take care of them i feed them i pay all the bills for them why do they like you better???? ungrateful shitty cats ” for real bro

- would ask u to send bunch of his cat picts when he’s away

- annoy his cats when they’re sleeping 

- loves to belly rub his cats🥰🥺

- IDK BUT I HAD A THOUGHT THAT HIS CATS WOULD B GRUMPY WHEN THEY’RE WITH HIM😭😭 

- obviously would mock his cats, point his finger to them and say such things like “i work hard to spoil you two and this is how you thank me????!!!!”

- poor man, he must be sad

- took a lot of picture of you playing with his cats

- probably would make it an album on his phone gallery

- also has an instagram highlight of u and his cats 

- would invite you to picnic date with the cats HSJJSDHADJHSHDSDHDHAH🥺🤯

- of course would dress the cats with clothes n shoes he bought 

- the cats would sleep with you and reiner in the bedroom sometimes

- gets upset when the cats closer to u

- but lowkey feels happy tho he thinks its cute

K BYEEE I CAN’T HOLD THIS ANYMORE i want him to be my cats papa ://

"I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I'll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I've got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes on itself. I just want to be, boundless and infinite."

– Via "svnflower-blog" on Tumblr

Just read this. My blood is boiling! Haas can go burn to fucking hell!

https://twitter.com/XavaBlue/status/1626232745314914305

the source is a danish reporter https://twitter.com/XavaBlue/status/1626234379268927488

what. the. fuck. the absolute fucking audacity of this team to have EVER claimed to support him. and if this is true. the STRENGTH of Mick to have made it through that season still smiling. i’m going to collapse if i think about this too much 😭

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Bye cause Reiner litteraly sobs himself to sleep listening to Mitski, has a mitski fan page, and created a discord server in honor of mitski 😭

ya guess what i end up having love-hate relationship with reiner’s breeding kink