I Was Sent To Earth To Guide The Fathers Experiments, No Matter Their Size, Strength, Or Teeth. They

“I was sent to Earth to guide the Father’s experiments, no matter their size, strength, or teeth. They recognized our halos, one looked into my eyes and I knew it in my heart that they were also the Father’s Children.”

Top 5 RvB moments are the five separate, unrelated occasions Church killed himself

that feeling when you cant decide on a color palette so the obvious answer is to do ALL OF THEM

The rvb PSAs are a treasure where else am i going to find out Tucker reads fanfic and then immediately be whiplashed by Donut showing off his nudes

Red vs Blue the show ever of all time, where it shows how soldiers even in opposite sides are only human, and also canonical alien mpreg

btw it's insane to think about how grimmons was such an accepted part of rvb canon that any other ship involving either of them is a rarepair. like. they are a duo designed for each other. there are popular multi ships for every other character EXCEPT them. they are THE rvb ship, so much so that fans accept their pseudo-canon nature as gospel. like yeah that's beloved rvb characters grif and simmons and btw they are in love.