His Noise Is So Pointy, I Just Wanna Kiss It :3 (and Grind My Clit On It)

His noise is so pointy, I just wanna kiss it :3 (and grind my clit on it)

Idk who the artist is but credits to them.

This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

*One Piece Spoilers up to Wano* CW: Grief sorta

Just got to Wano. They showed Ace in a flashback and hearing his voice again immediately I started sobbing.

Never seen an anime portray grief so well. Luffy’s smile when he gets to talk about his big brother again with people who also loved him healed something in me.

The Will of Ace lives through Luffy and his memories, not just because of the Will of D, but because that’s how grief works.

It’s simply love in its most saddening form.

I am non apologetic for the way I will be acting after seeing my favourite hashira on screen tomorrow.

Yes

"Good For You"

needy bottom astarion x fem wood-elf ranger tav

Summary: Astarion has been feeling particularly needy and it's left him in a state. Good thing Tav is too good to him.

Triggers: Masturbation. Handjob. Lots of praising and gentleness cuz I was feeling a kinda way.

Word Count: >1500

He groaned softly, panting as he tried to focus his mind. His hips stuttered as he stroked himself almost feverishly. "Mmmffuck," He whispered, licking his lips. Astarion had no idea what had happened. Perhaps it was just because he was all over the place mentally and unable to come to terms with everything. He needed space to get comfortable with himself again, but, gods above, it did not change how he felt.

She made him want for the first time. He didn't need to overthink it with her. He didn't need to put on a show. Gods above, Tav made him stay there in that moment that night. He couldn't stop thinking about it.

His hips pumped upward into his fist as he thought of how beautiful she looked under him. Her pale cheeks were flushed as she shyly hid into his neck. The sweet way she kissed the side of his neck unmarred by Cazador. Her hand tangled into his hair as she whimpered her little nickname for him. Her heels dug into his lower back as she clenched tight around him. Her legs locked so tight he could barely pull out of her and–

Astarion grunted in frustration as he glared at the ceiling of his tent. He couldn't quite get there. Nothing could compare to how beautiful she was beneath him, how she felt.

"Astarion?" Her sweet voice trilled in.

His cock twitched and he quickly pulled the blanket over his legs in an attempt to make himself decent. "Y-Yes? What is it?"

Tav's head popped into his tent, her gentle smile vanishing as she saw his flushed face. "You alright?" She asked worriedly.

"Mmhm!" He hummed quickly, eyes darting to study her nervously. "Yes. I'm fine. Quite fine, actually!"

She frowned, her green eyes pursing a slight as she came into the tent. "You sure? You kinda…darted in here. It has been a minute since I've given you blood. Are you okay?" She asked worriedly.

"Ahh... It's alright." He stuttered, trying to get her focus off of his worried demeanor. "I'm fine, really! Everything is alright." He chuckled before he tightened the blanket around his body a bit more.

"No need to worry." He assured.

Tav frowned as she studied him before coming closer to him.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

He gulped, watching her every movement closely, his ears perked. "Ah-" He cleared his throat.

"What are you doing?" He wondered, raising an eyebrow. "Why are you just... staring?" He asked cautiously.

She sat close to him. His body practically radiated heat with how frantically his heart was thudding.

"Talk to me," She said firmly, frowning. "Why are you so weird right now?"

His brows furrowed as he tried to think quickly. "Uh..." His mind reeled as he came up with the lamest excuse that was so pitiful he inwardly winced. "I'm tired?" He suggested. "Yes. That's it. I'm... simply tired. Nothing more to it." He sighed, trying to put on a smile.

"Pretty jittery for someone tired," She said, crossing her arms. 

She could see right through him. Of course she could see right through him. She was good at that.

Tav could read him like a book half the time.

He gulped slightly, shifting in his spot. He pulled his blanket tighter around him.

"Hey, you're the one that's making me feel nervous here! Stop staring at me, Tav." He grumbled, pouting.

It was a quick, but failed, attempt to get her off his back. He never called her by her name unless there was something wrong. It was a habit of his.

"Astarion, are you really okay?" She sighed finally, meeting his eyes. "You know we...we're partners so you can always talk to me."

"...I-uh." He stuttered, his face growing redder and redder. "I..."

He looked away, shaking his head quickly. "It's nothing..." He looked back at her. "I swear."

"You…swear?" She asked, squinting at him.

Astarion nodded nervously, heart thudding. 

Oh, how he loathed that this was the woman he fell in love with so desperately as she gripped the blanket and ripped it away suddenly.

"Tav!" He yelped, quickly pulling it back to hide himself as her eyes widened. His face was beet red as she blushed herself and cleared her throat. 

Shame and guilt shot through him like ice as his cock throbbed with need. "What? Will you mock me now?"

"What?" She asked in shock, gaping at his defensiveness. "Astarion, why in the Hells would I mock you for jerking off?"

He stuttered before finally saying, "Because…reasons."

Tav watched him for a long while before smiling and kissing his forehead. "Just tell me next time instead of trying to hide it," She whispered against his skin. "I'll leave you be but Gods above, Astarion, please don't feel shame when you get aroused."

He scowled and leaned into her touch as he pulled the blanket tighter around him. "You're…not angry?"

"I'm not. Honestly, it's kind of a relief to know you're trying to enjoy yourself a bit," She confessed. "Do you need water or anything of the sort?"

He stared at her, cheeks ruddy with his want. "I need you but…"

Tav smiled and moved a bit closer. "May I touch you then?"

His throat tightened before he nodded. He let out a shuddering sigh as her lips pressed against his cheek gently.

"W-What are you…?" He trailed off as she slid behind him. Her lips pressed carefully against his shoulder as she lightly rubbed his waist with one hand, the other grazing along his inner thigh.

His breath caught as he licked his lips, feeling his cock throbbing again. "Darling…" He muttered, watching her hands touching him.

She hushed him sweetly as her nails lightly grazed over his flesh, tickling his inner thigh. "Just relax, love," She said gently as her lips pressed against his neck.

Astarion shuddered at that as she touched him carefully. Her fingers lightly grazed over his cock. She gripped lightly, the tip of her finger rubbing at his leaking tip.

His choked moan came in a raspy wheeze as he writhed in her hold. He rested his head against her shoulder as she carefully adjusted her legs. She was keeping him open, feet planted between his knees and holding his legs apart.

"Oh fucking hells, Tav," He whimpered as she kissed the side of his neck.

"That's it, Starlight," She whispered against his skin and hushed him gently. "Just feel good. I just want you to feel good, okay?"

Astarion nodded frantically as she gripped his length, stroking slowly. Her free hand rested over his chest. It was like she was trying to keep his heart from beating out of his chest as she pumped her hand slowly.

The vampire whimpered and moaned, bucking his hips a slight. He bit his lip and whined. "Darling, please," He begged. "The…The gel."

Tav nodded and gently reached to the vial beside his bed. There was only a little bit left as she bit off the cork and poured it over his length. 

She held him close when he jerked from the cold liquid suddenly touched him. His breath hitching brought a sense of pride to her as she began to stroke him with the gel lathering his length.

"That's it," She whispered into his ear as she kept a steady rhythm. "Just feel good, Starlight."

Astarion let out a hoarse moan as he panted and bucked his hips. He was losing himself in her hand!

"Fu-Fuck," he whined before turning his head and kissing her.

Tav hummed as she kissed him deeply. She swallowed his moan as she cracked her eye open. A smirk played over her lips when his cock twitched in her palm until he finally reached that glorious peak.

She kissed him gently as he murmured curses and shot load after load over her knuckles. Instead of slowing, she moved faster.

"O-Oh fuck! Oh fuck!" He panted weakly, hips twitched as another climax began to build. "Shit, Darling. Fuck, wait. Too much. Too much. Gonna…o-oh gods above," He grunted as he began to pour out another load.

She kept that up, making him sweat and pant. She just stroked and brought him over the edge until he had to wordlessly tap her hand for mercy.

Tav carefully pulled her hand away and kissed his head, nuzzling his neck. "Better?" She whispered, afraid of startling him.

Astarion nodded, shaking still. His nose twitched as he looked to her. "You…enjoyed that?" He asked hoarsely.

She nodded. "Making you feel good is what I like most," She admitted.

He let out a soft breath of a laugh, gulping thickly. "You drive me mad, Darling."

"Isn't that good?" She chuckled, nuzzling him before carefully helping him clean up.

"Tav, you made me come twice from fucking your hand," He panted out, falling back into the bedroll helplessly as she washed her hand with the cloth she used to clean him. "Fucking hells…You drive me insane."

She smiled and adjusted, kissing his forehead. "Is that your way of begging for me to stop?"

He almost glared at her at that. "Don't you dare."

The infamous leg hook

Ahh, why does Larian have to hide the angle from us...