Notes In The Great Hall

Notes in the Great Hall

I’m just proud of my bullshit and I posted a new chapter.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

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Summary : The Ministry has noted laxity in the application of the school's internal regulations, whether at the level of students or professors. They therefore ask that announcements and instructions made by administration be all written down and posted for all to see. A board with these informative notes is installed in the Great Hall.

Indeed.

Look, I don't want to be offensive but

PHINEAS NIGELLUS BLACK IS SO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOT 🤩🥵🥵🥵🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😈😈😈😈

HLC REACT TO PROFESSOR SHARP BLOWING UP HIS OWN POTION

REQUESTED BY: @tea-withjamandbread

Professor Sharp was leading the class with a live demonstration of a difficult brew. He was walking them through one careful step at a time because this potion was potentially volatile if mixed incorrectly.

Call it bad luck. Call it an off day. But as he warns the students to not sprinkle in the powdered frog bones too quickly, he does exactly that. He accidentally drops in the entire pile of powder all at once and the potion immediately erupts a purple cloud in his face. He had no time to react.

Thankfully, that's the least troublesome thing this potion is capable of. All it did was dye the front side of his body from the chest up and his workspace a deep shade of royal purple.

The class was silent aside from their bubbling cauldrons. No one made a move or a sound. This has never happened before.

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OMINIS GAUNT: He hears the loud POOF sound the potion makes and freezes with the rest of the class. Someone had to have blown up their potion, there was a weird smell in the air. He's too afraid to ask who it was so he waits until someone else breaks the silence.

SEBASTIAN SALLOW: He balls his fist in front of his mouth and bites down on his thumb. He has to take deep slow breaths to keep from busting out laughing. He couldn't wait to tell Ominis.

AMIT THAKKAR: Genuinely shocked. Eyes wide. Jaw slack. If the Potion master himself could screw up this potion that easily, he didn't have high hopes for a good grade.

GARRETH WEASLEY: He is struggling to hold in his laughter. FINALLY the shoe is on the other foot. He will remember this day for the rest of his life.

NATSAI ONAI: Oh no! Is the professor alright? He said this potion could be dangerous. Oh...he's fine. She better pay extra close attention to her cauldron.

POPPY SWEETING: She rolls her lips in between her teeth and really struggles not to laugh. This was going to make the rounds on the rumor mill for the rest of the year.

IMELDA REYES: A snort gets away from her before she can clap her hand over her mouth. Thankfully, Sharp seemed too busy with cleaning himself up to figure out who did that.

ANNE SALLOW: Some one pinch her! Seriously, pinch her. The pain will make it easier not to laugh.

EVERETT CLOPTON: PFFFFF- Oh no. That wasn't him. No one better snitch!

LEANDER PREWETT: He needs to take a knee behind his potion station. If he doesn't look at it, maybe he won't laugh and potentially lose house points. He's dying on the inside.

PROFESSOR SHARP: He didn't get any of it in his eyes, but it did go right up his nose and mouth. He involuntarily lets out a cough. A small purple cloud puffs from his lips.

He's terribly embarrassed. He made a rookie mistake that even most students wouldn't, but he is a man of integrity. He calmy summons a rag and wipes the majority of the coloring from his face.

"...and THAT happens when you don't pay close enough attention. We shall continue the lesson without the live demonstration. Don't just stand there and gawk, get back to your cauldron or this could happen to you."

He walks about the classroom giving the final instructions for the assignment. He gives a warning glare to anyone who stares too long at him. ESPECIALLY Weasley. If that smarmy little twat says ANYTHING, he swears to Merlin he'll give him detention.

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Ok, here we go. I will introduce you my psychopath OC. A weird girl, but that's how I like it.

1. What's your MC's name and house?

Roxanne Elizabeth Valfleury/Pureblood Slytherin 💚

2. Were they a hatstall or easily sorted?

Verrry easy, the Sorting Hat didn't have the time to touch her head

3. Where is your oc from?

Brittany (France 🇫🇷)

4. Favorite classes at Hogwarts? Do they excel in these subjects?

Dada, potions and charms (everything that could be useful in battle) /She's pretty motivated and determined and will do everything to get the best grades, but she's a little bit impatient with potions and it often goes boom. 

5. Least favorite classes? Are they bad in these areas of magic or do they just not like the subject?

History of magic 📖 : she tried at first, but quickly gave up. She don't even bother to listen. Organizes barbecues and card games in the back of the class. Bad grades, very bad.

Herbology 🌱 : It's not her thing, she get bored everytime. (Don't want to admit she's afraid of most of magical plants, she especially hate cabbages since one bite her ass one day. Since then, she takes a real pleasure to eat cabbages. Violently. With a revenge smile on her face...)

6. Favorite and least favorite professor.

She has a weird obsession with Headmaster Black, he's probably scared of her by now 👀💧. Least favorite is Binns. She gets nightmares of him haunting her for being late with homeworks.

7. Name their go-to purchase at Honeydukes.

JUMPING CHOCOLATE FROGS! 

8. Quidditch role and/or favorite broom.

Quidditch role : BEATERRRR

9. What's their favorite spot in or around the castle?

Her favorite spot is the Slytherin common room, or standing in front of the Hufflepuff room waiting for her brother while drinking the vinegar coming out of the door (yes, she's wild). 

10. Describe their wand.

Wand : Black Yew wood with a phoenix core 12 ¾ and slightly springy flexibility. Kinda looks like the Elder Wand with bumps on it, but this one is polished and shiny. 

11. Describe their perfect Room of Requirement.

Cosy, warm, lit, music and NON MAGICAL plants, a kitchen, pillows everywhere, and a bust of the Headmaster she stole, covered with lipstick. It looks traumatized, like it saw things. 

12. What's their patronus? What memory do they call upon to cast it?

She wishes she had a Dragon as a Patronus like her mother, but it's an Eagle. However she loves it very much. She usually thinks of her friends and family to cast it, and also that time when the Headmaster touched her shoulder accidentally....weird girl. 

13. Favorite spell/potion/beast?

Desillusion charm, to sneak around and scare people (and stalk the Headmaster) /Polynectar, but she don't know how to prepare it/Dragons

14. What is their favorite book, magical or muggle-written?

Her favorite book is a cooking book where her family put all the recipes, muggle or magical ones, collected and tested successfully throught years. 

15. What are their feelings/experience with muggles? Do they enjoy muggle entertainment? If so, what?

Roxanne lived in a muggle town with muggles friends, she feel like a muggle so much sometimes she forgot to use magic to do something. Her family take care of this town and people.

16. What would their Boggart turn into? How would they defeat it?

The Boggart would probably turn into an acromentula. She would screams, cast confringo/incendio multiples times on it, trying to flee, repeat actions in that order, and finally cast Riddikulus to transform it into a cute snake with a party hat. 

17. Tell me about your MC's family. Do they have parents? Siblings? Cousins? What's their relationship with them like?

She came from a loving family without drama or trauma, and they all care for each others, they do big family reunions etc...like the perfect family.

Mother : Victoria De Hauteville (former Gryffondor)

Father : Alexis Valfleury (former Beauxbâtons student)

Brother : Lysander August Valfleury (Hufflepuff) 

Lil sister : Louise Amélie Valfleury (Ravenclaw)

Crazy aunt #1 : Adriana De Hauteville (former Slytherin)

Crazy aunt #2 : Rosalyn De Hauteville (former Slytherin)

And many people... I got bored one day so I started an entire family tree.

18. On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Other people stuff and dirty coins found outside.

19. Has your character ever been attacked by a magical beast/animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

YES. Many times, she's imprudent and go to the forest for a walk or elsewhere where it's dangerous. She likes fighting so it doesn't bother her, except with spiders. She wants to set the whole forest on fire but it seems to be forbidden. Anyway, she keep trying, because if she fails she is sent to the Headmaster's office by professors, which is as good as watch those monsters burn...so she as nothing to lose in this. 

20. Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up? (Also, what is that status? Well off and respected like the Malfoys, or perhaps less fortunate and looked down upon like the Weasleys?)

Roxanne come from a wealthy and noble family. Her parents are well known and respected in the French magical society, and many of family members are in politics. 

21. In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

One day she ran out of toilet paper and was alone in a public space. The scariest day of her life...but she remembered that wooden stick she carry everywhere is a wand, and she is a witch. 

22. In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

She's always excited, living life like she's on drugs. One day she smoked a weird herb she bought from a Hufflepuff, she became so calm that she scared the school nurse, who sent her to St Mongoose.

23. What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Sticks, not to play with as fake wands but fake muggle weapons (swords and guns). 

24. How quick is your character to trust someone else?

It depends on the person's personality, way of living, and actions. Usually it takes a few weeks. 

25. How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation? (or magic, both are valid)

Very quick, by using potions or magic, but she always say that only a kiss from Headmaster Black would heal her completely (The nurse learned to ignore her, she just want this girl out of the Infirmary, she see her too much)

26. In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Roxanne will provoke to duel everyone who dares giving her or her friends means critics, but she will listen carefully and try to improve if it's a useful critic. 

27. How does your character behave around people they like?

Nice, excited, caring, joyful. If it's the Headmaster you can add to the list : creepy and obsessed, with a maniacal smile. 

28. How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Cold, she ignores them, but if they want to bother her she will provoke them in duel (again yes, she loves fighting.)

29. Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

It depends on the problem. 

30. What does your MC see in the Mirror of Erised?

Hotmaster Black

31. Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

She thinks she deserves the good things she has, and doesn't deserve the bad ones. 

32. What would they smell in the Amortentia potion?

Hotmaster Black perfume

33. How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

Very easy, however she can't say it if she doesn't mean it. Also, she screams and writes it to Headmaster Black every day.

34. Which of the Deathly Hallows would they most like to own?

Elder Wand, of course. TO DUEL.

35. What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

She don't want to heard about it, because she thinks everyone just ceases to exist. It's scare her. 

36. What are their feelings on the Dark Arts?

Could be useful. That's just magic.

Silly bonus question #1: Who does your MC fancy? 👀

Didn't you hear me ? Phineas Nigellus Fuckin Black

Silly bonus question #2: Did you create your MC when Hogwarts Legacy came out, or did you always have them in your mind?

I created Roxanne Valfleury when I played the game (she wasn't like that at all, and didn't have that sick obsession for Black), but I already had an oc named Elizabeth Valfleury in Hogwarts Mystery. I kept the name because I liked it, and created a whole family tree to connect my two ocs.

Hogwarts Legacy MC Ask Game

bc I need to know everything about your lovely witches and/or wizards ❤️(and it's quite helpful with fleshing out a character) You can also ignore canon a bit if you'd like. special thanks to @jecksaa and @tiny-shot for the help!

What's your MC's name and house?

Were they a hatstall or easily sorted?

Where is your MC from? (England, Scotland, Ireland, France, etc. The more specifics, the better!)

Favorite classes at Hogwarts? Do they excel in these subjects?

Least favorite classes? Are they bad in these areas of magic or do they just not like the subject?

Favorite and least favorite professor.

Name their go-to purchase at Honeydukes.

Quidditch role and/or favorite broom.

What's their favorite spot in or around the castle?

Describe their wand.

Describe their perfect Room of Requirement.

What's their patronus? What memory do they call upon to cast it?

Favorite spell/potion/beast?

What is their favorite book, magical or muggle-written?

What are their feelings/experience with muggles? Do they enjoy muggle entertainment? If so, what?

What would their Boggart turn into? How would they defeat it?

Tell me about your MC's family. Do they have parents? Siblings? Cousins? What's their relationship with them like?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Has your character ever been attacked by a magical beast/animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up? (Also, what is that status? Well off and respected like the Malfoys, or perhaps less fortunate and looked down upon like the Weasleys?)

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation? (or magic, both are valid)

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

What does your MC see in the Mirror of Erised?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

What would they smell in the Amortentia potion?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

Which of the Deathly Hallows would they most like to own?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

What are their feelings on the Dark Arts?

Silly bonus question #1: Who does your MC fancy? 👀

Silly bonus question #2: Did you create your MC when Hogwarts Legacy came out, or did you always have them in your mind?