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i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

Hilary Shepard Turner as Divatox in Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)

Please look at this

everything andrew garfield has ever said about spiderman is so hot. that he wouldnt like tony stark, that hes jewish and that feeds into his character, that he should be allowed 2 be bi and fuck this 3947589 dollar studio if they want me to retract that.... sexiest thing a man has ever done

*casually poses for picture*

gay bitches be like “I’m yearning for someone to run their fingers through my hair softly while we lay together in comfortable silence” anyways I’m bitches

*too broke to call

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I think I just peed my pants.

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Please, REBLOG, if you think it’s not a sexual preference. Pedophilia will be never be a part of LGBT+ community. It is a sexual disorder. Uncontested sexual behavior cannot be a preference, despite whatever “fetish” one has. If someone gets turned on at the idea of someone who is helpless or doesn’t want them, they need mental help. Period.

why does running an unsuccessful blog take up so much time????

Happy birthday to me #winetasting (at Grassini Family Vineyards)

I have $24 to last me til Friday, what should I buy with it?

Bla Bla Bla [x]

-reading a really good book

experiences that take place on a different plane of existence

- parents’ evening

- sleepovers

- literally the entirety of Christmas Day

- lying in bed with earphones in

- flights

- exams

- anything you do between 3-4am

- driving in the dark

baby toucans are so unspeakably cute

me looking back on like 50% of my adolescence