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You know what I want? Culture clashes between the pokemon regions.
Someone from Unova travels to Kanto/Johto wearing a t-shirt with a big R on the chest. They get dirty looks for it and have no idea what’s going on.
A Kalosian meets someone from Sinnoh and keeps standing too close to them. The Sinnoh native keeps stepping back uncomfortably, but the Kalosian keeps stepping closer.
Someone from Johto goes to Unova and ????EVERYTHING IS SO BIG=????
A Hoennian meets up with a Kalosian and the Kalosian goes for cheek kisses while the Hoennian goes for a gentle head butt.
GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM
recently I discovered that Kawayoo, one of my all-time favorite Pokemon TCG artists, has some art of Loudred floating around and it's the best thing I've ever seen
this was so genuinely fucked
i have no idea how "pikachu's frozen corpse" was a concept that ever got far enough to end up in an actual pokemon game
patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
Never liked you anyway
my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship
manifesting
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I made another one. Sorry guys.
we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road
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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)
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GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION
THIS POST WORKS
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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean
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THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM
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if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact
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Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??
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can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam
pokemon variants with banette
Sudoku on the train home
He is like. Really good at it.
This show looks fun
Porygon
You come across a family on your hike
Tomodachu
STANTLER SPLICES!
As a follow-up for my Girafarig Crossbreeds, I wanted to draw another Weird Bro With Hooves. Problem: Stantler is in the same egg group as Girafarig (field), which basically meant anything I “bred” it with would either be Girafarig’s sloppy seconds or rejects. Boring. SO HOW ABOUT SPLICES INSTEAD?
Science has gone too far, and mashed up Stantler with a bunch of Pokemon it can’t breed with. The unifying theme here is that they’re all psychic, playing off Stantler’s moveset if not its typing.
GIRAFARIG VARIATIONS!
Did these all on a whim after binging on the Pokemon variants tag yesterday.
NEW BABBYS