Alan Red - Tumblr Posts - Page 3

alla n mmnmn

Heartbreaking: biggest haters you know have a job where they have to be nice to people and encourage them to keep living

You look so good Alan!

Watched the first episode of this goofy ass show (/pos) and decided I like this guy

So I doodled him

bet you didn't expect this

smiling friends headcanons!! :D

i have smiling friends brainrot

allan:

•wine is his de-stresser. after a long shift he likes to go home and sip on a glass of wine while watching shit TV like some kind of cool guy

•doesn't smoke cigarettes often but will bum one off of charlie sometimes during their breaks

•bites people he loves :)

•perhaps his dr. monsters appointment with dr. monster was an appointment to assess him for OCD

•very very particular about the way he likes things and hates unexpected change in his routine

•also a math god he's like a walking calculator

•always helping other people reach things that they cant

•he has to be like 6’3 or something probably

•autism be damned my boy can work a grill (he can cook really well)

•in fact hes often the one cooking meals for the other smiling friends

•he also lovessss to garden its one of his favorite hobbies

•he grows his own vegetables to cook with and flowers to decorate his home :)

•i feel like this man would get down to some queen or duran duran

•he’ll listen to pretty much anything but i feel like he would gravitate towards 80s classics

•used to own a car that he loved but it broke down and he never bought another one

•went to school for engineering and started volunteering at smiling friends after graduating as kind of a placeholder job, but loved it so much it became his full time job

•cheese is his safe food

•had to wear glasses when he was younger but felt like they deterred the ladies so he switched to wearing contacts

•probably drinks black coffee like a fucking freak

•either that or he adds oat milk

•hes pretty anxious and freaks out a lot and will also snap if he has sensory overload

•wears noise canceling headphones a lot cause too much noise drives him insane

•HATES fabric touching his skin but will still wear a tie cause “it’s classy” and will wear clothes if hes out in public

•once took a trip to france and almost didnt come back cuz it was like cheese heaven

•goes clubbing during some of his nights off and is a karaoke GOD

•also goated at chess and gets heated during a game of scrabble

charlie:

•definitely sneaks a cart into work every day

•if allan didn’t cook this dude would go into debt from ordering takeout every day

•was raised mostly by his uncle cause his parents werent always around, and they're more like really good friends now that hes older

•grew up poor and had a pretty hard childhood overall but he doesn't dwell on it too much

•relieves his stress and frustration by terrorizing people in fortnite lobbies

•the smiling friends hq is air conditioned 24/7 per his request, he's heat sensitive and sweats EXCESSIVELY

•uses axe body spray to mask the stench

•his living conditions are depressing to look at, the only furniture in his apartment is a mattress and an old camping chair he borrowed from his uncle years ago

•also probably owns a shelf dedicated to lego builds

•he spends like 90% of his time in his bed if not working

•his morning routine consists of waking up disoriented asf, throwing on some clothes laying on the floor, forgetting to brush his teeth and walking out the door

•was exposed to shock sites wayyy too young

•acted out and got in trouble a lot in his adolescence but now just likes to keep to himself for the most part

•believe it or not he was baptized as a baby

•started caring about life a little more ever since experiencing hell

•feel like he likes music his uncle showed him as a kid, maybe judas priest and whitesnake type shit

•doesn’t even have to say anything when he goes to salty’s cause hes a regular and they know his exact order

•thats a bisexual man if ive ever seen one

•the hat hides his receding hairline lul

•has a fat ass surgical scar on his nose from when james ripped it off

•wears the same beat up white adidas shoes and got in highschool

•owns one of those “dubstep, weed and jacking off” shirts

•hes an only child but pim is like a brother to him

•had a family dog growing up and is a dog person overall

pim:

•begs to play roblox when anyone else is playing video games in the office

•curls up into a ball when he sleeps

•also will freak out without a night light

•his room is definitely littered with stuffed animals

•grew up watching mlp (g1) and probably still owns some pony figures

•and says “hello everypony!!” when entering a room

•played a LOT of browser and flash games as a youngster like club penguin and moviestar planet

•genuinely finds beauty in everything i wish i was on his level of joy and whimsey

•would totally listen to vocaloid and would totally go on a super long tangent about how its so cool and holograms are so cool

•also has a collection of light sticks and miku plushies and definitely kisses his miku poster goodnight

•i feel like he ate paint chips as a child

•craves social interaction cuz his parents had a rocky marriage and were neglectful and his sister treated him like shit when they were kids

•his sister would tug on his nerve ending when she got annoyed

•having a rough upbringing and dysfunctional family is what pushed him to start working for smiling friends, hes genuinely passionate about making people smile and just wants to help people who are in bad situations like he was

•prone to panic attacks :(

•sings little songs to calm himself down

•flails his arms or jumps around when hes excited

•still uses pool floaties when swimming lmao

•also still loves to dress up and play pretend as an adult

•mmmmm loves sweets what is a nutritious meal?????

•wore glasses growing up but just kind of stopped for some reason probably cuz his eyes are fucking massive

glep:

•chronic cyberbully-er

•tells people to kts in his gibberish language when they annoy him

•has most likely caused several wars across the globe

•puts whatever he wants on the tv and then hides the remote and watches everyone fight over who took it

•small but lets out the most diabolical burps imaginable

•is fluent in every single language on earth and probably space too

•absolutely brainrotted from that ipad he wont stop watching skibidi toilet

•unties peoples shoes when theyre not paying attention

•little guy has never known sobriety in his life

•has so many random ass pictures and videos saved on his tablet

•hes like a little vlogger

•if someone says or does something he doesnt like he’ll probably hire a hitman on them

•definitely has access to the deep web

•hates gardening but will help allan out with it once in a while for something in return (like a grilled cheese or some weed or something)

•also will sit next to allan while hes cooking so he can eat all the scraps

Alright…… NOW HE’S SLAYING, EATING AND LICKING THE PLATE 😍😍😍😍💅💅💅💅💅🤪

Pim! And friends but he’s my favorite

Zeke x Allan fanart yuhhhh

An incident at Cosmo's server

Lmoa the actual doodle tho-

He literally said =u=

They're like the same guy to me

If Adult Swim is joshing about Smiling Friends season 2 dropping this Sunday I will literally hl2_death_sfx.wav PLESAE I NEED IT SO BAD

Noice.

These freaks all together

We came, we saw, we conquered at the table, and oh... YOU BEST BELIEVE WE ATE LIKE KINGS. And we'll do it again too.

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THEM CAN THEY TAKE THIS OUTSIDE WORK HAVE SOME EFFING DECENCY!!

Charlie trying to impress Pim at the end of this ep was a big fucking highlight for me, that and Pim doing the pale thingy again.

I’m literally being fed, and that Allan promo made me explode oh my God today was a good fucking day

*eats violently like Mr.Frog* 🐸

Sleepers.

He deserves a fair shot at life just like everyone else. Please stop saying he's ugly. He gets game and works hard so that's good enough in my opinion. Unless you ace or something and that's completely valid also. Get it Alan? Allen? Allan? Eh fuck it I'm sure we'll know how to spell his name one day. [AS]

AAAAAAAH I tried. I was thinking about Charlie's proportions a little too much and kinda just eh eyeballed? I feel like I don't draw enough to make up an excuse for why I suck at it lol. Just kinda went with what my heart was thinking if that makes sense. I like to think Charlie's a guinea pig if he's a pet, Pim is obviously a frog. Don't know if I should pen in the rest of it. Didn't have quite enough room to add everyone but Glep was feeling eepy. Alan Red being Alan Red as always. Good shit. I will now fall asleep in my bean bag chair... If I had one lmao.

No. I love you for posting this. Even if I am more CharPim interested, I honestly think all three of them got something going on and it's too blunt to ignore. Great job.

Don’t shoot me dead for posting this PLEASE

Holy shit is that a lemon demon reference?? Mr. boss needs his little Homunculus baby with him lol. And Oney plays reference for sure. Still don't think Pim is the type to smoke cigs, but bong makes sense somehow lol.

Smiling doodle page

*cries in artist* Oh très magnifique! Très bien très bien! 🤌👍 No seriously that looks really good dude. Astounding.

Last art for the season :(

He's everywhere?? 😦😂

This took way longer than it should’ve