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The last known photo of Heiress Pythee Polima, taken mere minutes after the Pink Friday massacre.

She has not been seen in public since, but rumour has it she may still be alive, somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.

[Art by @pidgeoneon]

God fucking damnit Saulgo where the FUCK are you (modern au)

Art by @exesaturated

[Trollsona Ancestral Grubgrabs]

draw your trollsonas ancestor with their decendants grub, if you'd like. original image here

art by:

@cityyliights, @exesaturated

@luc1d4, @stewkid

@mistyjessart, @pidgeoneon

Alternian Mayhem vs. The Grimace Shake

I recovered photos of the Alternian Mayhem crew finding the Grimace Shake. Maybe this trend is old enough now that it counts as analogue horror..?

art by @luc1d4, @stewkid, @pidgeoneon, and @mistyjessart

Comic below the cut!

Art by @exesaturated and @vegetable-wrangler

hiiii i'm jess (all pronouns) and i'm an animation student who does art stuffs

i draw a lot of dnd/oc art, but also fanart of whatever fandom is rotting my brain at the moment (currently: lotr/the hobbit)

commissions are open!! info -> comms sheet

links to my other socials: Instagram, TikTok, YouTube

also a link to my art fight for that time of the year

feel free to use my art as banners/pfps/wallpapers!! tag me i wanna see them!!

also feel free to send asks and requests and stuff i love art prompts Ɛ:

original stories: #diaspyros: the isle of flowers

dnd campaigns: #explorer’s guide to district 10, #alternian mayhem, #trouble on the nine seas #kingsman: mint condition

all art under #my art

Your name is LESLIE HARLIN

You are currently crossing the last stretch of the ALTERNIAN DESERT on the back of your bulldog lusus. You are also hiveless, but in the WORLD'S YOUR OYSTER way. Despite the dangers, you are a DAYWALKER, and wander the uninhabited wilderness of the planet, avoiding the RACKET OF CITY LIFE. Stick it to the woman, way to go. As an aimless vagabond, you've encountered your fair share of COLOURFUL CHARACTERS out on the road. Your favourite being of the POSTULANT PURPLE PERSUASION. Flights of fancy aside, you figure it's time to hang up the COWBOY HAT. You talk the talk, walk the walk, an' have an amicable western air about ya, pardner. Your trolltag is crookedHoedown.

art by @m1nts , meme by @cityyliights413

Your name is ASHLYN ALANZO

But you prefer Ash. You are currently huddled inside your JUNKYARD ABODE. Furiously glowering at your OUTDATED GRUBPHONE. You've been mooching off of the local CERULEAN ARTISAN CAFE joint that popped up in a neighbouring plot. Stick it to the woman, way to go. A side effect of being raised SANS LUSUS is that you are one COLD, BLUNT, TROLL. In your very TURBULENT youth, you've picked up the GUITAR, and also mastered the ART OF VOCAL PERFORMANCE. Being a TALENTED, HIVELESS, and ANGRY rustblood has garnered you the RELENTLESS PURSUIT of government DRONES. No matter. You've killed before, and will KILL AGAIN if necessary. You speak in a very hopeless, doomer, yet unwaveringly rage filled prose. Your trolltag is witheredBlade.

art by @cityyliights and @pidgeoneon

sunkissed

sunkissed

art by @paintbrushinacoffeecup

Your name is LILITH NOTEVE

You stand at the entrance to the BROODING CAVERNS. Your home since grubhood. Normally you'd be joined by other members of your CONVENT. But you've fallen out of favour as of late. Definitely not sticking it to anyone you think. You are, as mentioned, a member of the JADEBLOOD CONVENT. And have raised countless grubs through the trials of the caverns. You got on someone's BAD SIDE at one point though, and DIED. You can't remember much aside from that since REAWAKENING as a RAINBOW DRINKER. You pride yourself on your mastery of LAND PAINTBALL. You always win, due to the GROTESQUE NATURE of your playstyle. You speak, with a hesitant clarity. As if, you are Remembering, each word's meaning. Your trolltag is gargantuanTitties.

art by @h31k3

@alternian-mayhem smelly is @vegetable-wrangler 's

“Anyways th0ugh, I’ve g0tta at least try, right? Like y0u said bef0re?“

Guys they’re like actually best friends now I’m gonna cry (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) and it only took a heart to heart, meeting Gerard Way, piercing each other with stolen jewelry from Hot Topic, and a second heart to heart.

Ash (on the left) belongs to @cityyliights and CandiiCotton is my shared character with @exesaturated (there’s is Candii, the pink girl on the left, mine is Cotton, the right blue boy).

ADONIS ANGST

His 4th ex, a purple blood who organized massive-scale murder games and taught Adonis how to be famous and win at YouTube

Your name is ADONIS PRINCE

Your name is ADONIS PRINCE and you are a VIOLET BLOOD. You are a PRINCE and live in AN UNDERWATER TOWER that glows with RAVE LIGHTS.

As a PRINCE, your fame gave you enough popularity to become a CONTENT CREATOR. You have many adoring fans and you enjoy being the centre of attention. You relish in their PRAISE and are absorbed in how people view you. You host lots of large parties, inviting other famous people to celebrate how amazing you are. You’re constantly taking PHOTOS of yourself, showing off your amazing life and turning your nose down at other creators, especially those of lower castes.

Recently, you have also taken an interest in MUSIC, using your already large fanbase to your advantage. Your UKELELE serves you well as a weapon as well. Your trolltag is freshPrince and you write ending every sentence with a ~

You also move like a “TIKTOK COSPLAYER”, although you have no idea what that means.

art by @mistyjessart and @exesaturated

Your name is KNUCKL BORTKO

You stand atop the weathered parapets of the cathedral – your own spire as Bishop of the MIRTHFUL CHURCH.

Your noble frame is cloaked in hues of purple and gold, befitting a a great bishop. Your appearance is important to you; you know how many trolls look up to you, in the many senses of the phrase. Somehow, you are already preparing your solitude to be interrupted by another member of the clergy to come to you, to ask a question of faith that could be answered by simply reading. Amateurs.

You fear you’ll miss that.

The clamor of bustling life, once a sweet symphony, now bares the weight of sorrow as it intermingles with the echoes of war drums in your mind. In this fleeting moment, as the last rays of THE MOONS bathe the world in a tapestry of colour… you PRAY for ALTERNIA, for its people – for the ones you will leave behind.

The fading nightlight casts a soft glow upon your countenance, illuminating the wisdom painted across your face. The view of ALTERNIA below now tugs at your heart with a bittersweet grasp. Yet, you turn away from the sight and face the darkened archway that leads deeper into the heart of the ancient cathedral. In this sacred space, you bridge the gap between the world you’ll leave behind and the uncharted realm that lies ahead.

The light diminishes with each step down into the MIRTHFUL CHURCH of the SUBJUGGALOS. It’s not like there’s a lack of work to do before you leave.

Your trolltag is dimitteIllis and you t ype in a manner t hat is cau t ious ye t du t iful.

art by @paintbrushinacoffeecup

Your name is PYTHEE POLIMA

You are Alternia’s ONE AND ONLY Fuschia blooded troll, FALLEN POP STAR, and HEIRESS UNAPPARENT to ALTERNIA’S THRONE.

You share your caste with but two other beings: GLB’GLYOB your terrifying lusus, and your ancestor THE CZARINA, the Orwellian leader of all trollkind.

You used to be Alternia’s PRIME PRINCESS POP STAR, until the UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT where you got a little overwhelmed peddling STATE PROPAGANDA to people who WOULDN’T LEAVE YOU ALONE and starting shooting PYROTECHNICS into the crowd. You escaped into the sea, presumed MISSING, and took refuge in a half buried submarine wreckage NOT TOO FAR FROM YOUR CASTLE.

Your main hobby is playing SQUIDBALL. It’s a high stakes living squid shooter with long lasting games, the ONLY TIME YOU GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. Your favourite gamemode is SEIZE THE STAR. You’ve been holding onto the captured CZTARFISH in the corner of your room for HALF A SWEEP. Unable to find you, your fellow players are NO LONGER HAVING FUN, which means you are WINNING.

Your secondary hobby is DOXXING. Better not get distracted. At the moment, you have BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

You are currently too busy making your final preparations, including rigging your sunk submarine hive with EXPLOSIVES, and putting a little SQUID INK in your hair for extra shine {@ND to cover up the pink dye}. There will be no evidence of your presence here for the last few sweeps or of YOUR MASTER PLAN.

YOUR MASTER PLAN is to ABSCOND UNSEEN from the planet to gather the resources necessary to take the first fair bid for Alternia’s throne in EONS.

Your trolltag is informationPhage and you speak in a way that is {dyn@mic and ENERGETIC!!}

art by @pidgeoneon

for better or worse

then and now

art by @stewkid

psst, hey, wanna see a boyband au

art by @stewkid

Exospectrum's Inaugural Drag Showcase!

wild day in Alternian Mayhem history. Click for higher res!

collab between @exesaturated and @pidgeoneon

New and Improved Relationship Chart

Alt title: By god, what have we done

Actually legible individual charts below the cut!

what if there were three bigshot content creator up-and-comers. what then.

art by @exesaturated