AND ID WATCH IN HORROR AS THEY SHOW ME TORD - Tumblr Posts

shout out to my three year old tord

He has been through hell and back. Thrown, waterboarded, soaked in mysterious liquids and cookie crumbs and passed around like a disease. He’s watched the others die and rot away to be lost forever, or simply seen them get thrown away. He has rotted in my backpack for god knows how long and he is the fucking chosen one because how has he not been lost yet.

Back when I was crazy obsessed with eddsworld I made small cardboard cutouts that I carried around with me and I played with them with my friends. tord was the only one that made it out alive. He Is literally like a curse. I gave him away more times to count and he STILL came back, it’s freaky. He’s gone through the horrors and still is.