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Simplified Guide to Sexualities

Homosexual: Attraction to houses, apartments, and other residential buildings

Heterosexual: Attraction to diploid cells with two different alleles

Bisexual: Attraction to things that come in pairs, like shoes or chopsticks

Pansexual: Attaction to the ancient Greek god of the wild

Asexual: Attraction to playing cards

Demisexual: Attraction to exactly one half of someone

Polysexual: Attraction to closed shape made up of straight line segments