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I know. I know we don't make jokes about Arthur dying. But can you imagine how fucking confusing it would have been for Arthur?

*Merlin throws people away with magic*

Arthur: I used to throw cups at him every single day. Is this how he takes out his frustration? I'VE CREATED A MONSTER.

*Merlin kills Morgana*

Arthur: What do you mean it's not a mortal blade? I fucking carried this around everyday everywhere. And what do you mean, Merlin, it's burnished in dragon's breath? Which fucking dragon?

*Kilgharrah*

Arthur: Is that a dragon, Merlin? Is that the dragon I supposedly killed? What the hell is going on? And what is that weird voice you were making that called the dragon? Is it weird I got turned on?

But we all know Arthur didn't die. Of course Merlin healed him. He's only the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the Earth after all. And then of course Arthur got Merlin to tell everything he had done. And then obviously Arthur still threw cups at Merlin. But this time, Merlin just stopped them with magic.

I love Merlin fanfics that are like:

"To pass through this cave you must say your full name and titles!"

So the knights and Arthur all go through while merlin is internally panicking about having to say allllll those titles. And the whole revealing magic thing as well, yeah.

i imagine it goign something like

"I am Merlin."

"Your title please?"

"Servant of Camelot?"

"And?"

"Merlin of Ealdor..?

"AND?"

"Son of Hunnith?"

"Are you even trying?"

"...Yes?"

"That's not even both your parents!"

"I don't know my dad."

"Yes you do."

"Nope."

"Yes."

"Nuh uh."

"I can tell when your'e lying!"

"FINE! Son of Balinor!"

"Now we're getting somewhere! And what would that make you?"

"The Last Dragon Lord."

"Now the rest of them!"

heavy sigh

"Emrys, Most Powerful Warlock, Protecter Of Arthur Pendragon, Guardian of the Once and Future King, King of the druids, magic incarnate- ect ect