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if the boys played dnd who would dm? asking because a friend keeps insisting it wouldn't be hughie bc he's not that kind of nerd but she doesn't know him like i do...

I feel like,,, well. Hughie would definitely be a DM but like the story to how he gets there is what's interesting me.

Cause maybe it was a thing his dad and maybe mom(??) were into? We don't really know too much abt House Sr.'s teenage life. I imagine he'd have introduced Hughie to DND and got him like really into it (I mean he's a nerd and he's good with tech so probably also good at math) and so he'd like join forums and groups online of people who turn supes into DND characters or character builds

That segues into MM talking offhandedly about DND (having heard it from his daughter) and that gets Hughie all interested and MM being the dad he is asks Hughie if he's willing to help his daughter find a safe for work/kid friendly beginner friendly DND campaign and Hughie goes "Better yet, I'll make one!" and with the power of found family, Hughie's pretty blue eyes, and MM's daughter's expectant look he caves.

Frenchie and Kimiko join gleefully because Hughie just "looks so happy" and Butcher gets dragged kicking and screaming (he actually really likes DND he's just too much of a bitch to admit it. He does make the campaign border on pg-13 though instead of rated E like MM wished.)

Ok but exbf!Butcher who's kinda tired of you not getting the hint that you guys should be back together after rearranging your guts for the nth time this week.

Soooo he gets a little impatient, what can he do to *make* you stay? He replaces your birth control pills with sugar pills or a placebo (God himself wouldn't be able to make him use a condom) You're always calling him daddy anyway, why doesn't he make it official?

So after weeks of pounding you into the mattress and doing his best to track your cycle, you call him crying about how you got something to tell him and with that shit-eating grin he says, "What is it, luv? Tell Daddy *all* about it."

TOXIC!EX BUTCHER!!!!!!

TOXIC!EX BUTCHER!!!!!!

TOXIC!EX BUTCHER!!!!!!!

the fucking smug GRIN ON HIS FACE

ok to be feral- he notices your boobs getting bigger because of it but it turns him on even more bc you’ve got no idea. he fucks you even HARDER

I LOVE THIS