Bungo Stray Dogs Kunikida - Tumblr Posts
Any ship that has kunikida in it has my heart idc
ASAGIRI COUNT YOUR DAYS
brooooo whaaaaaaat the in the brooooo
dude what was that chapter
I maan we got Akutagawa back but at what cost
like truly,
Bram, Kunikida noooooo
I am on the verge of tears and have been since Bram saw his daughter again, Asagiri really does not want Aya to have fathers since he took them both out in practically the same chapter
And now Tanizaki
Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.2🤪
Kunikida: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Dazai: Take them! Ranpo: Punch them in the neck! Atsushi: Say thank you! Yosano: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Kunikida: … Kunikida: No. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Yosano: Several traffic violations. Dazai: Three counts of resisting arrest. Kunikida: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ranpo: Also, that’s not our car. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: Where’s Dazai? Ranpo: Doing stuff. Atsushi: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Kunikida? Ranpo: Trying to stop Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: And Yosano? Ranpo: Trying to stop Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: I see. And what are you doing here, Ranpo? Ranpo: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Yosano from stopping Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. ---------------------------------------------------- Ranpo: Time for plan F. Yosano: Don’t you mean plan B? Ranpo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kunikida: What about plan D? Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Atsushi: What about plan E? Ranpo: I’m hoping not to use it. Dazai dies in plan E. Dazai: I like plan E. ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: Now I can't have food! Atsushi: You can eat a rock. Yosano: Air. Ranpo: The fabric of time and space. Dazai: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Kunikida: You guys are not helpful. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Atsushi: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yosano: I recorded the dumb stuff. Ranpo: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Kunikida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!