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I can’t wait to see this! I don’t know why, but I am just obsessed with their mother-daughter relationship.
oh don’t mind me, just thinking about a post-tpp esmé squalor & carmelita spats found family fic
Lemony. Adopting. Carmelita??? Did I hear right?? NO! Carmelita is Esmé’s daughter and if that unreliable Snicket twit went anywhere near her Esmé would kill him on the spot so there.
Not sure why there’s been a sudden influx of posts about Lemony adopting Carmelita after TPP and like not bashing people’s hcs because obvs you can think what you want
BUT
as an Esme fan, I love the idea of her staying with Esme. They fit so well as a little family. Esme cares about her because they’re so similar. I know what she did was technically kidnap but Carmelita is happy with her so? I think Carmelita would have such a nice life with Esme because they care about the same things and have the same views on things and people. Like I am just so SOFT over their mother-daughter relationship
Don’t tell me I’m the only one who’s obsessed with their mother-daughter relationship.
“And when I was 14, I was crowned False Spring Queen… “ - Esmé Squalor, A Series of Unfortunate Events 2x07
“I’m the False Spring Queen, so I get to do whatever I want.” - Carmelita Spats, The Slippery Slope
Bumping this.
I am making moodboards inspired by ASOUE. I will post them all here and I will be taking requests. In order: post-canon Carmelita, Beatrice Baudelaire started the Baudelaire fire theory, post-canon Esmé.
9, 10, 16, 17 for the ASOUE asks, please!!
9. Be infected with medusoid mycelium or get your leg eaten by a shark
Be infected with Medusoid Mycelium. If there was horseradish I could get away completely uninjured.
10. Eat a bowl of vampire bats or spend an hour with Carmelita Spats
Not be pescatarian anymore and risk covid or hang out with one of my favourite ASOUE characters? I wonder…. 🙄
16. Write a 13 books series about your dead ex’s children or write a boring book about the littlest elf
I’m hoping to have a long and committed relationship and not have any exes ever, let alone dead ones, so regrettably I’d choose the latter.
17. Have your children taken by VFD or recruit them yourself
Recruit them myself, that implies I’m a volunteer in this situation instead of just an oblivious civilian, which would be no fun at all.
Hi! 📂for the Quagmire triplets?
Isadora was kicked out of the Prufrock Prep debate club after the teacher came in and found her holding an unofficial debate in favour of Carmelita’s expulsion.
