Cryptid Yoongi - Tumblr Posts
I love how Hobi gave up in this fic with kind of concealing his identity and just kept talking about the past universes. Also, conspiracy theorist Yoongi is the crackiest of crackheads.
➳ ROSES
╰ life was a lot easier for seokjin before the crackhead who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter… but he had to admit; meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting
pairing: single dad!jin x photographer!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, angst, smut
status: completed
series: hobiverse masterlist
a/n: yoooo y’all already know wtf is going on lol we back and thiccer than ever with a new au!! bls enjoy clueless single dad Jin getting his shit turned upside down by chaotic good y/n!! x
💐 part 1 - profiles
💐 part 2 - die hard
💐 part 3 - shrek
💐 part 4 - lizard person in a child suit
💐 part 5 - the sacred law of dibs
💐 part 6 - bird watching
💐 part 7 - friendship flowers
💐 part 8 - in a totally chill friend way
💐 part 9 - hold that canoe
💐 part 10 - math
💐 part 11 - frozen
💐 part 12 - the word that shall not be named
💐 part 13 - jolly green giant
💐 part 14 - over and out
💐 part 15 - exposed
💐 part 16 - psychic powers
💐 part 17 - zoinks scoob
💐 part 18 - smirgins
💐 part 19 - this is a case for the FBI
💐 part 20 - family night
💐 part 21 - lesbians
💐 part 22 - second chance
💐 part 23 - petals (m)
💐 part 24 - peachy
💐 part 25 - crying at the cinnabon stand
💐 part 26 - lasagna
💐 part 27 - bigfoot kink
💐 part 28 - Feelings™️
💐 part 29 - mario and luigi
💐 part 30 - everybody say sausage
💐 part 31 - code red
💐 part 32 - flower daddy
💐 part 33 - i do
💐 part 34 - skittles
💐 part 35 - epilogue
:: bonus part - postlogue 4
spin-offs: breathe (jjk) || finding bigfoot (myg)
Ah Cryptid hunter Yoongi is so soft in this fic. I loved it. Also, as a side note, Roswell is a really cute name for a Cryptid hunting dog.
finding bigfoot || min yoongi (m)
you set out to hike the pacific crest trail in search of yourself… instead you found him
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🛸 pairing: bigfoot hunter!yoongi x hiker!reader
🛸 word count: 25k
🛸 genre: smut, fluff, comedy, slight angst
🛸 warnings: oral (f & m receiving), multiple orgasms, manhandling, (slight) degradation, dirty talk, fingering, creampie, (the dom!yoongi really pops out lmao), and bonding on the PCT with your fav paranoid cryptid hunter :’)
🛸 a/n: ahh this oneshot has been a long time coming now and was so much fun to write so i really hope that you guys enjoy it!! thank you so much for 12.5k followers, i love you guys <3
SPINOFF OF: ROSES || HOBIVERSE SERIES
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There are two things you wish you had known before setting out to hike the Pacific Crest Trail.
Pack way more socks than you think you’ll need. Seriously: Pack. More. Socks.
However hard you think it’ll be to hike the PCT, take that and double it—no, triple it.
A few weeks ago, when you’d walked in on your partner of over two years in bed with your best friend, you never would have imagined that you’d find yourself here, but here you were; backpack on your shoulders and compass in hand as you trekked (or attempted to trek) across the second longest trail in the United States, the PCT.
But to understand all of that, one needed to back up a few weeks to the worst breakup of your life.
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