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true life: i'm a spiders georg
friend: i'm supposed to ask you about mozzerella sticks? specifically how many times you've choked on them?
me: hahahaaa me: okay so me: its a lot me: i've had the heimlich maneuver done on me like 7 times, and most of those were mozz sticks BUT i have choked on mozz sticks way more than that
friend: okay i have. like. maybe 10 questions. friend: 1) did this ever happen in a friendly's? friend: 2) did you think, "oh fuck, i'm going to die in a friendly's?" friend: 3) how many times total would you say you've choked specifically on mozzy sticks? friend: 4) do you like mozzy sticks so much that you eat them like a duck or something? friend: 5) at what number where you like, "okay maybe someone put a really specific curse on me?" friend: 6) is this throughout your life or only in adulthood? friend: 7) LOLOLOLOLOL friend: 8) did any of them happen right after each other, ie stops choking on mozzy stick, "whoo that was embarrassing i'll never do that again for sure," sits back down to continue, chokes again, "oh no not again wtf???" or similar situation? friend: 9) can we have them in the house if you're here? friend: 10) is this because mozzy sticks make up a large percentage of what you eat regularly, or is this a once-in-a-blue-moon challenge treat?
me: 1) heimlich, no, but choking, absolutely. i often just deal with it myself and move on without saying anything. me: 2) this is not a thought i'm conscious of having had. me: 3) i literally cannot count it has happened so much. when i say that i have at least one problem bite every time, that's not an exaggeration. me: 4) i love mozz sticks, and maybe there was a time i was too excited while eating them, but i know now that i have this one weird thing, so i'm careful now. it has only made a minor improvement to the situation. me: 5) i have always viewed this as a me problem. me: 6) throughout my life. i was less than a year old when i had to have the heimlich maneuver done on me the first time (cut up bacon). mozz stick choking has been happening since i started eating mozz sticks. me: 7) it is funny! me: 8) i think yes, but again, i just kind of quietly dealt with it and didn't need any assistance in that moment. me: 9) mozzarella sticks do not have any specific siren call effect on me that they do not already have on other people. in my opinion, they are no greater risk to me than the kind of risk you take when you get on a bicycle. however, i should probably not eat them while alone. me: 10) i don't think about the high instance rate of choking when i get mozzarella sticks. i think, "i would like to have some," then order them. sometimes i go months without them, sometimes i order them twice in a week. my desire to eat mozz sticks is divorced from the problem they pose to my continued existence.
me: also of note: i have had to confront death in a friendly's, but not like this. i was at a friendly's when i learned my dad was dying. this has never not been funny to me.
just finished reading dcst what the fuck happened in there
“you believe me like a god / i’ll destroy you like i am”
— i’m your man, Mitski
choking during sex is so hot; i swear you can feel his dick better in your pussy when his hand is squeezing your throat.
Minors do not interact please!!
I decided to make the one thought into a one-shot since @fairymunson asked so nicely :)) Also the one fic is still in progress and ill try to get it out as soon as possible!!!
CW: slight degradation, insecurity, choking, oral (both m & f)
Buggy x fem!reader
Your legs clenched together and your grew uncomfortably hot in between your thighs. You were bored sitting in Buggy's room waiting for him. You were just daydreaming but those dreams turned naughty real quick.
You were thinking about riding Buggy's face and how'd amazing his nose is. You've always loved big noses because they were so much better to ride. His nose could definitely stimulate your clit while his tongue fucked you. Just thinking about it made you blush and become wetter.
But Buggy hasn't gone down on you yet. He has expressed he wants to so so badly but when he tries to he backs away. He comes up with excuses and a apology. You can tell he's insecure about going down because of his nose. The way he always kills people who talk about his nose. So you knew after the second times he didn't go through that his nose was why he didn't. You never forced him to go down once you figured it out but he still tried.
Your heart felt heavy, your love was super insecure over something so small. You decided you were going to help him with his problem.
"Ah! F-fuck Buggy! YeaH just like that hah..." You moaned out and bucked your hips on his face. You were on top of his face riding it like you always fantasized about. All your did was praise him and complement his nose. And when he asked if you were being serious and genuine you said yes without hesitation. Which caused him to lift you up and take you to his room and then let you ride his face.
"You like that you slut?" He laughed and his tongue teased your entrance. You whined I'm desperation "Please Buggy don't tease me I'll be good I swear-" you moved your hips so you could at least get some friction on your clit. You moaned lightly and Buggy's breath hitched. You knew he was putting up a dominant facade. You knew the moment you said something he was putty but you let him keep his act up. He was still nervous but with your praise he feels better.
His hands gripped your thighs to hold you in place. "Such a desperate whore for me huh?" He laughed and his tongue entered you. You gasped and tossed your head back. Your hands gripped the back board and you moaned. Your back arched as his pace was rough and fast.
You felt like you were seeing stars and you were close to cumming. Honestly for someone who hasn't given oral before he was doing a fucking fantastic job. You moaned out his name like a chant. "Ohh Buggy yeah mm right there ah your fucking perfect! The way your nose is fucking stimulating me and the way your fucking me! AhH please Buggy let me cum!" You ranted on in between moans and gasps.
Buggy's pace didn't stop and infact in increased. His grip got tighter and one hand traveled to your neck and lightly choked you. Your eyes rolled into the back of your head and with one last thrust of his tongue you came. You practically screamed letting the whole crew know how amazing Buggy is. Buggy just lapped up your juices like a thirsty dog.
"Buggy I love you so much fuck that perfect.." you stuttered and with shaky legs for off of him. He stared at you with wide eyes and parted lips. His face was painted your cum. "You really mean it right my nose is perfect? It doesn't disgust you or get in he way?" He asked with big wide eyes "I meant every word" you kissed his nose and you tried catch your breath. Buggy grinned and got on top of you "Were not finished yet sweetheart you still gotta get me off" You grinned and looked up at him with lust filled eyes.
"Make me" you said, you normally would never defy him but you were feeling bold. His cock twitched and he hoped you didn't notice but you did. He gripped your jaw and forced your mouth open "Take it like a good girl okay?" He said and freed his cock letting the tip rest on your lips before fully sliding in.
You gagged as his length hit the back of your throat. He groaned as your tongue traced the bottom of his dick. You sat there letting him fuck your mouth. His other hand found found itself inside your hair. He gripped harshly and fucked you fast. Your jaw hurt but you didn't dare complain.
Your eyes teared up and you felt him twitch inside of you. His breaths became more ragged. "Mm taking me so well fuckkk" he moaned out softly. You looked up at him with big doe eyes and that had him gone. He gave one last thrust and shot his load down your throat. Your nose buried in his pubes as his whole length sat in your mouth. "That's it swallow every last drop like a good girl" you moaned on response and did as you were told.
When he let go you both laid down on the bed. You huddled next to each other and pressed your foreheads together. You both stared into each other's eyes not saying anything but, it felt like you were until you both fell asleep.