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RRRR NOTHING ON MY BRAIN EXCEPT KAKEGURUI AU SKK

Ok instead of a a school it takes place within the Port Mafia which is the biggest gambling ring in japan

Pm dazai and chuuya here but dazai is 22 and the pm boss and chuuya lost his place as an executive after losing against mori in a gamble for his position

2 months afterwards mori mysteriously dies and dazai becomes the boss

He calls chuuya into his office and teases him about his loss and offers him a deal

A deal where if chuuya wins he gets his old job back

If dazai wins, chuuya has to follow a life plan dazai had made for him

In this plan he must leave the Port Mafia altogether and marry dazai and bear his kids

Oh did I mention this was omegaverse????

Not rlly bc it has nothing to do with scents or mating cause honestly I'm not feeling it

It's just an ideal world (where men can get pregnant as they SHOULD)

Anyway the game is called "Disappearing Dazai" it's a game dazai invented for this situation

The way it works is that each player is given a set of doors

These doors have a small plastic box behind them where you can store something inside

There are six doors each in a color from the rainbow and arranged as such

Then the player whose turn is first is given a small ceramic dazai doll

While the other player has their back turned and a blindfold on for extra precautions, the other will hide the Disappearing Dazai in one of the doors

Then the other player must turn around and take off the blindfold and try to guess which door holds the dazai doll

While chuuyas back is turned he focuses on the sounds of the door closing and the ceramic doll hitting the inside of the box

He hears it come from the left side

So when he turns around prepared to choose one of the doors on his now right side, he is surprised to see that the doors have been rearranged. Some are now on the opposite side, seemingly at random

Dazai says that the rules never mentioned rearranging the doors so it's definitely allowed

Confused and overthinking, chuuya chooses the wrong door

He stuck to his decision to thr sound coming from the right side and chooses an orange door, thinking that maybe dazai rearranged the doors first before inserting the doll

However, he is wrong

He realizes that the board they are playing on is made of velvet, which is a soft material that made him unable to hear the sound of the doors being rearranged

The truth was that dazai put the doll in the blue door, the one originally on chuuyas right, and then switched them after

Ok this is getting long and I'm too lazy to explain how the rest of the game goes so pretty much chuuya lost and now has to pay the price

He really doesn't want to and fights against it, but dazai tells him that no one in the pm respects him anymore after he lost to mori, and now his career in the mafia is forever stagnant at an underling position

He is no longer the strong and powerful chuuya nakahara, the gravity manipulator

He is now chuuya nakahara, the prideful idiot who bit too much than he could chew and lost pathetically

So now, since dazai is ever so generous, he gives chuuya a choice

He can remain in the mafia, however trapped in this unmoving, unpromotable state where he will never be respected again

Or he can obey dazai and willingly choose to live by his life plan, at least keeping his pride and erasing his embarrassing blunder from the past by cutting ties with the mafia altogether

And since I'm a silly lil fanfic writer ofc he chooses the life plan

From there it's kind of fuzzy with how I plan to keep it going buuuttt at least I got this much figured out

I wanna actually write this properly in fanfic form but I just made this to get the idea out there, see if people like it, get feedback, and so that when I do write it, I have a guide I can look at so I don't forget everything haha

BTW I had this idea at like 12 am last night while I was supposed to be sleeping so there might be some plot holes or something wrong with the logic

I'm especially worried about the logic of the game since I am nowhere smart enough to think of something actually on the kakegurui level

So anyway ya!! Watch kakegurui if u haven't since that's what this au is based on and if u know it you might understand the story better

Also it's got girls orgasming everywhere so....idk ur feelings abt that......

Anyway tell me what u think!! I'd love to get ur feedback and fix whatever mistakes I made!!

I don't know how to explain it but they're both equally the trophy wife in this relationship

REAL!!!

With the ADA, the ones who Dazai is comfortable enough to be bratty around, bro is extra EXTRA bratty

He just kinda wants to know how far chuuyas patience will go (not that far, but he still does what he wants)

And everyone in the agency just expects it at that point?

Like at least they can see chuuya as a fellow dazai victim and not just the guy from the Port Mafia

They found common ground easily--and that ground was dazai's princess lookin ass

But around the Port Mafia? Ohh here we go

It started out as dazai wanting to tease chuuya in front of his coworkers

"Oooh chuuya stop right there!! There seems to be, what's this, a PUDDLE in the way??? Fear not, my dear, as I will lay my coat on the ground to be your bridge, no disgusting water will sully the shoes of my beloved!!"

"Yeah yeah whatever"

But after a while, dazai regains his confidence around the mafia and can be more doting on chuuya more comfortably

Especially around kouyo, who may or may not be all that thrilled about her little chuuya dating....*shivers*....dazai of all people

Here dazai looks out for him the way chuuya usually does, like asks him if he's hungry, tells him to take a break if he needs to, and of course, parading him around like a showdog

Part of it is him stepping out of the way in chuuyas place of work so he could relax and focus, part of it is also "OOOOH HELLO PORT MAFIA!!! IT SEEMS THAT I MANAGED TO BAG YOUR BEST EXECUTIVE!!! DID HE KNOW THAT HE GIVES THE BEST HEAD?? NO?? WELL NOW YOU DO!!! :DDD"

this stupid little shit I love him😭

And ofc, these two are absolute BEAUTIES so in that department they're both equal players☺️

People fawn over them on the street but of course they both get a lil jealous, in different ways

I'm a possessive dazai truther, like this boy gets jealous from people simply looking at chuuya or giving him the attracted side-eye. He usually retaliates by being even more annoying, flaunting their relationship with not-so-subtle hints and being even needier once they're alone. This man is so smitten its embarassing😮‍💨

I genuinely believe that chuuyas a lot calmer than people make him out to be. People think he's this angry, irritated guy but that's just the kind of personality that comes out of anyone around dazai😮‍💨 however, I do also believe he's a jealous fuck and WILL yell at someone for looking at his annoying little pookie for too long

NONE of these losers are subtle with ANYTHINH they do I hate them😭

I don't know how to explain it but they're both equally the trophy wife in this relationship