Doofenshmirtz - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk


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1 year ago

if doof and his brother had a another brother basically

You’re the city’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the city’s supervillain. However, you’re secretly brothers. This isn’t tragic, though, because your whole destructive rivalry is just a massive prank on your older third brother - the mayor.


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Am I the asshole for setting traps for a family friend's pet?

I'm an inventor/electronic engineer by trade, and my inventions are very expensive and usually somewhat fragile, but a friend of my daughter's has a pet that keeps getting into my apartment and damaging them (knocking them over, knocking stuff onto them, pushing buttons to cause malfunctions, etc.) It's really hurting my livelihood.

So, I decided to set traps for it. Just non-lethal stuff — no poison or anything like that, mostly just various boxes and cages to keep it away from my inventions. But my daughter doesn't seem to approve.

AITA?

(Context: I'm 47M. Pet is platypus, 6)

What are these acronyms?


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1 year ago

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk


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1 year ago

doof in a lovemuffin evil vidcall and they're like heinz is that your nemesis in your lap and hes like well yeah duh he fell asleep and im not gonna move him


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3 years ago
Ok So................................. I Have No Explanation

ok so................................. i have no explanation <3

anyways, context is from Remains of the Platypus <333


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3 years ago
Woohoo Its Christmas Time Now Merry Christmas Guys Happy Holidays Yayy

woohoo its christmas time now merry christmas guys happy holidays yayy

while i was kinda finishing up, it originally just said “merry christmas” but then someone was like “lol what if u said Perry christmas xp” and i was like u genius. why didnt i think of that. anyways, i actually drew this the day before easter, and kept forgetting to post it, but thats ok. anyways, some not-random doodles under the cut ^^

Woohoo Its Christmas Time Now Merry Christmas Guys Happy Holidays Yayy

bc im p much unable to post something w/o any doodle pages. n e ways, more to come soon enough :)

Woohoo Its Christmas Time Now Merry Christmas Guys Happy Holidays Yayy

+ meat brick (affectionate) <33333333

btw GUYS i swear i know how to draw the others. i CAN guys come back pls


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3 years ago
Omg 2 Funny Photos In One Day......... Thats Crazy....... Anyways I Rlly Just Didnt Feel Like Colouring

omg 2 funny photos in one day......... thats crazy....... anyways i rlly just didnt feel like colouring anything properly so here. the little skrunkly scrimblos, if i may. i just rlly want to pet a platypus, tbh. i need to know if its like petting a cat. ok gn yall its like 2am <33


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3 years ago
Ok So Heres A Few Drawings I Did- I Havent Been Posting Lately Bc I Was Working On This Super Huge Project
Ok So Heres A Few Drawings I Did- I Havent Been Posting Lately Bc I Was Working On This Super Huge Project

ok so here’s a few drawings i did- i havent been posting lately bc i was working on this super huge project for like. over a month and i just finished a couple of days ago. anyways! get ready for another flow of creativity until im swept into another long projectttt yayy


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9 years ago
A Cute Drawing Of Chibi Human!Perry Confessing His Undying Love To Chibi Dr.D.....I Am Such Trash.The

A cute drawing of chibi human!Perry confessing his undying love to chibi Dr.D.....I am such trash.The drawing is adorable,though.


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9 years ago
Hey I Doodled A Fiddleshmirtz Because Of You! :DI Didnt Draw Perry As Stanford But I Fail At Drawing

Hey I doodled a Fiddleshmirtz because of you! :D I didn’t draw Perry as Stanford but I fail at drawing Perry as human :/ But … enjoy xD

Holy crap!Thank you soooooo much!I love it!You are amazing!!! X3Art is not mine,obviously!Again,thank you very much!!!


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9 years ago
The Prophecy For Little Grasspaw (young Heinz Doofenshmirtz) To Become WindClan's Medicine Cat Has Been

The prophecy for little Grasspaw (young Heinz Doofenshmirtz) to become WindClan's Medicine cat has been bestowed to him!Oh my StarClan! :O


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9 years ago
Don't Ask Me Why I Drew Female Perry And Doof In Party Dresses.I Felt Like It And I Am Very Aware That

Don't ask me why I drew female Perry and Doof in party dresses.I felt like it and I am very aware that I am trash.


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9 years ago
I Drew Female Doof In The First And Second Dimensions One Day And Haven't Gotten Around To Posting It

I drew female Doof in the first and second dimensions one day and haven't gotten around to posting it until now.So,yeah 😛


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13 years ago

Me, too! Though I think my daughter suspects since I keep giving her plush Heinz "Eskimo kisses."

(my Kids Do Not Understand This.)

(my kids do not understand this.)


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13 years ago
What Can I Say? He's My LOVE MUFFIN.

What can I say? He's my LOVE MUFFIN.


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