Eleven My Bb - Tumblr Posts
El fresh out of the lab and having to learn food
Mike wiping El off with a washcloth: "I know yeah they look the same when they're hard boiled"
"El what do you do with your banana peels?" "what" "whenever I bring you a banana to eat I never find the peel, where do you put them?" "what is peels?" "wait have you been just
El, very weird face, watering eyes: "Mike.. why are they called oranges when some of them are yellow" "what do y- no.. no"
El, pretending to bring an onion to her mouth "wait El that's-" "joke! haha" "oh haha, ok" "peel first, I know" (bites in)
Mike finds a whole bowl of peaches all with one big bite taken out. "rocks" "what do you mean rocks?" "there was a rock in it. all of them"
"pineapple hurts. I ate the wrong part?" "yeah no that's the right part actually it just makes your mouth hurt"
"Wait El don't bite into chicken like that, watch out for the bones" (horrified whisper) "bones?" "yeah" "like people have?" "I... guess"
"Mike help me find my popsicle" "what" "I left it on the table earlier and it went away, there is only the bone now"
El lying on the lawn, crying, leaking snot: "how do you know if a pepper is nice or mean"
El taking notes after every meal
