Eurovisin 2018 - Tumblr Posts
HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MELEKSEEV
Nikita Alekseev:*exists*
Melovin(and the rest of the fanbase):
Melovin:I've never seen alekseev before Amsterdam
Us:bish we know u lying
( @melekseev @nikialekseev this is accurate right?)
Reblog if you're still crying over Forever not qualifying
*raises Alekseev in the air*
MY CHILD WAS BETRAYED
My favorite postcards from the Grand Final of Eurovision 2018.
Elina Nechayeva (Estonia) rock climbing in Sintra.
Eugent Bushpepa (Albania) riding a moliçeiro in Aveiro.
Madame Monsieur (France) dancing and performing in Viana do Castelo.
Mikolas Josef (Czech Republic) joining a troupe of colorful caretos in Podence.
Rasmussen (Denmark) touring through the National Palace of Mafra.
Equinox (Bulgaria) viewing Lisbon atop the Miradouro de Santa Luzia.
Benjamin Ingrosso (Sweden) making and eating cheese in Covilhã.
Netta (Israel) enjoying a rooftop dance party in Lisbon.
Waylon (The Netherlands) baking and eating pasteis de nata in Castelo de São Jorge.
Eleni Foureira (Cyprus) cooking with celebrated Portuguese chef Justa Nobre in Ribeira Market.
My favorite staging moments from the Grand Final of Eurovision 2018
Ukraine opening the show strong with their high-fashion vampire fabulously rising from his piano coffin.
Slovenia with their sleek Thousand Hands dance-inspired choreography and sassy ponytail grab. Hvala, yay!
Estonia serving gorgeous face and next-level poperatic vocals a la Diva Plavalaguna from The Fifth Element, plus the hypnotic swirling wonders of that stunning projection dress.
France clad in their minimalist chic Jean Paul Gaultier outfits and engaging the crowd to join in on their hand raising party.
Czech Republic shaking that pretty boy nerdy hipster booty and definitely making me want to eat his spaghetti.
Denmark giving off some seriously sexy modern dark pacifist Viking realness and taking me to that higher ground.
Moldova shutting the house down with their charmingly interactive Scooby Doo doors-and-windows shenanigans and vivid primary color coordination.
Sweden living that groovy throwback neon 1980s life with their totally tubular light show and making me want to dance it off.
Israel giving zero fucks to all the haters with their bonkers Japanese aesthetics and chicken dancing eleganza extravaganza.
Cyprus showing the basic Eurovision lessers how it is done when you need to showcase fierce choreography AND hairography.
So nice of Poland to send both Guetta and Avicii to represent the party goblins
Oh great. The electric goat stopped again. Give him a carrot so we can get some light in this goddamn barn
No Eurovision without a eastern european vampire boi. Or modulation.
Key to my trashy Eurovision™ heart: Ethnic fibrillation, native language, necromancers, pyros, no ballad, possibly a spyro, no Sweden, Verkasque serving, "We dont want to win, we broke, u cant possibly like this" attittude, no sweden, dramatic outfit, fireworks and fire werking. Thank.
This would go on just fine with four identical Filomena as presentors. Just saying.
There is a reason why country music has not been taken in to the Schengen area.
Eurovision is meant for 3 things.
1) drinking games
2) meme potential
3) making Americans feel excluded.
Anyone who believes otherwise is lying to themselves.