Exorcism Mention - Tumblr Posts

So my mom has this nightly routine of watching home renovation shows because they keep getting recommended to her and she just does not like searching for something interesting to watch. I think she has them ranked by different moods and the amount of time she has before bed. Anyway, I've been watching them with her at night and thinking about my future home and what it would look like and what being on one of those shows would look like.

Guys(neutral), I cannot go on a home renovation show. I see a character I am mildly interested in and I start making noises like a rabid dog and shaking my arms like I'm trying to fly. I can only imagine how excited I would be to have my dream home done and decorated. They'd think I would need an exorcism!! I'd be all over the internet as that person who tries to be a plane after seeing my dream home!!

Not to mention my fantasy of home decor is a complete u-turn from the ways all the shows decorate!!! I love bright fun colors and funky shapes and wacky furniture and things that look like other things and what can only be described as clutter!!! I believe I would simply perish if I went on one of those shows. I would cease to exist. Burst into flames on live television because I got too excited.