Fitzchivalry Farseer - Tumblr Posts
Finished rote last night. First of all, fuck that. Second of all, what are the preferred fandom fix it fics? Personally I’m fine with everything until the parasites.
I’m open to happy family Fitzloved. I’m open to Bee stays with Nettle and Fitzloved disappear. I’m open to them settling anywhere. Building a cottage by Verity’s dragon and taking trips to the areas around the mountain kingdom and learning about Fitz’s bio mom and visiting Bee and Spark and Per and Ketricken for holidays? Ideal. Bingtown? Cool. Show me Fitzloved double dating with Althea and Brashan. Kelsingra? Even better. I want Beloved to befriend Alise as Beloved and not Amber while Leftrin and Fitz get drunk and talk about Tarman (now a dragon) and Nighteyes. I wanna see the Liveship Dragons and how different they are from the traditionally hatched ones. CARSON AND SEDRIC HELPING FITZ WITH HIS COMP HET BULLSHIT while Motley is just vibing with Heeby and calling Fitz stupid.
Help me. Anything but worms and everything being left unsaid.
No but why is Fitz so damn Taylor Swift coded? Love sick idiot? Nostalgic for things that never existed. Oblivious yet achingly romantic. Depressed and self sabataging? I can’t even listen to playlist with her on them without thinking about that tragic himbo.
Fellas is it gay to put your very mind and soul into the same stone vessel as your fate interwoven partner in shaping the world who has been there for you for like 80 years who you've continuously shaped the world with, trying and failing to call him by his true name as you suffer an agonizing death, thinking only of putting your soul into it, and yet wishing that you could ask him to come with you, but thankfully you don't have to because they comes of their own free will?
The average person in the six duchies hits rock bottom 3 times a year factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person hits rock bottom 0 times a year. Fitzchivalry Farseer, hits rock bottom everyday, is an outlier and should not have been counted
the boy does have chiv's look about him, doesn't he?
them roleplaying as tom badgerlock and lord golden is a romantic comedy to me
Thank you to a very special person for drawing my two most beloved (lol) characters. I love this so much and I love them even more (maybe), I hope you all enjoy them as well! ❤️
whenever I see art of baby fitz I throw up and black out he’s so small. such a baby. my son. my boy. be good. be wise.
I’m not a huge fan of the official rote art most of the time because of the way they draw fitz but this one in particular makes me want to weep whenever I see it
how could you look at this baby playing with some puppies on the floor and go yeah he’s gonna make the perfect killing machine
LIKE LOOK AT HIS NERVOUS LITTLE FEETSIES
three apples tall… abandoned by his mothers family… doesn’t even have a name… baby fitz I’m your mother now get behind me
The seasons of our lives
prints available here (full set + individual!)
fitz & patience — the unremembered (prologue)
assassin’s quest - robin hobb / pietà by charles le brun (1644) / assassin’s quest - robin hobb / euripides, herakles tr. anne carson / anguish (detail) by august friedrich schenck (1878) / assassin’s quest - robin hobb
Playlist! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29EUlhjvYzQFbFVzQMCUsx?si=939dbed899ad4c6c
no one:
fitzchivalry for literally no reason: i like the fool because he's mean to me. thinks of the fool's room. describes the fool's appearance in detail almost every time he sees him. the fool's my friend even tho he's rude to me. i like that he's rude to me. thinks of the fool's room. remembers every little thing he knows about the fool even years later. the fool's my friend and i love him. thinks of the fool's eyes. thinks of the fool's hands. i wonder what the fool is doing. thinks of the fool's hair. i'm his catalyst. giggle. i bonded with the fool and now i see his true beauty. his BEAUTY, DID YOU HEAR ME EVERYONE!!?!?? my wolf, who i was one with for a time and share his every thought, lays at the fool's feet and protects him even when i can't. im not gonna think about why that is. ever. he's part of our pack and i get a weird feeling in my tummy when my wolf calls him brother. for no reason at all, obviously. i gave him the earring i wouldn't even sell when my life depended on it. i hope he wears it. let the record show he touched my hand here and hugged me here (convulsively??) and he. he kissed me on the mouth here. giggle. i think i will always miss him. sniff sniff
Warm!!!!! Before bed reading to morning sketch Fitz and Baby Nighteyes
rote crew i’m curious
*EDIT: whoops my bad it should have been rainwild chronicles not dragon keepers (you can tell which one is my least favourite lmao)
Are you struggling to pitch your favorite 16-book fantasy series that completely took over your life and changed your brain chemistry? ME TOO! So I made a parody vintage ad to spam friends and family with.
Variations under the cut:
