Fuck You My Child Is Completely Fine - Tumblr Posts

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"my daughter is completely fine!" your son is looking at 600 saved photos of gerard way.

"F you my child is completely fine"

Your child thinks that Meeks and Pittsie are a happily married couple currently in their 40s-50s who are going to adopt them and tell tales about their school life and friends.

Makarov, to the magic council: fuck you my children are completely fine

Makarov:*walks into the guildhall*

Natsu:* has burnt the bar down*

Erza:* beating everyone up because elf man stepped on her strwberry cake*

Juvia: *killing any woman who looks at gray*

Gray: *stripping*

Gajeel: *eating iron*

Cana: *downing her 10th barrel of alcohol*

Wendy: *sitting in the corner crying*

“fuck you, my child is completely fine”

the taylor swift songs your child relates to most are mirrorball and this is me trying