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Tw: @baked_b8
God I need someone to goon with to hot muscular alpha men
If people send me porn to watch maybe I'll show you my "boy"hole ;)
Tying up my big, burly bear boyfriend and zonking him out sooo hard till hes completely blank. and then edging him to straight gooner hypno, only stroking whenever he flexes his biceps like a good breeding stud. this occurs daily until he’s obsessed with putting a baby in someone btw.
gghhuuuhhh bros it’s been so long since i’ve last blown a load it’s fogging up my brainnn
i kinda just wanna flex and watch my cock bounce like a stoooopid muscle stud 😵💫😵💫😵💫 fhuucckkk i can’t stopp
if you get turned on by your own flexing, it’s perfectly natural. Flexing is a display of your male virility made to attract fertile females.
In fact, your body is just preparing for the subsequent hot sloppy breeding you’re going to be participating in, so just embrace it! Get harder the more you flex. Show off your breeding potential AND your strength at the same time.
Feel your brain turning off? That’s natural too! Big dumb brutes like you don’t need to think while you’re pounding pussy. Your biology is hardwired for you to breed. So just shut off and thrust harder, breed deeper. Grunt louder. Chicks love it when a big strong man makes some noise.
You wanna knock some bitch up, don’t you? You can’t deny it. Why else would you be so hard right now? You know you just want some cute sluts fawning over your muscles. Just imagine how good it’d feel to slam your cock into some slut’s tight, warm womb and knock her up. Let those eyes roll back as her cunt squeezes your cock in all the right ways while she cums. So so wet and warm and tight and unnngggg fuckkkkkk
it’s so hard to think while your brain is getting hit with all that pleasure. It’s so much easier to just let go, flex those big strong arms and breed. This is what you were made to do. This is what you’re supposed to do.
It’s good to be a stud.
thinking back to my skeptical bf reluctantly agreeing to try out the G2S hypno file I sent him and snapping back to reality because the sound of the slut of the day getting her pussy pounded is pouring through the paper thin wall 😖😖🤤🤤🤤
(he only fucks me when he can’t find a slut to sit on his cock now)
I’ve been seeing a lot of gooners getting into the gay to straight scene recently, and it got me thinking. Why are all these cumbrained folks suddenly realizing they’re into chicks?
Well, as it turns out, when you’re completely blanked out and you’re only thinking with your cock, of course you’re gonna want to fuck the hole that was made to take dick! Pussies not only have natural lubricant and have consistent grip all the way to the back, but you gooners know on some instinctual level, you were made to breed.
It doesn’t matter how feminine you are or how much you liked cock before, because as soon as you start fucking your hand, your brain realizes what you need. You know it cuz of how much you crave a tight, warm hole to dump your seed in. You know it cuz even the idea of a pair of jiggly, busty tits puts your brain into breeder mode. You just want to let your eyes roll back and empty your aching balls into a tight cunt, knocking a fertile slut up with your offspring like a horny, virile stud was made to.
So do it. let your brain drop into your balls and fuck your hand while you’re imagining breeding a fertile bitch. it’s what you were made to do, after all.
oh, you’re gay? alright! then you wouldn’t feel anything if a girl started feeling up your big, strong biceps then, would you? as a friend, of course. Just to see how they feel, y’know? It’d be selfish to not let a cute girl get a feel of what a real man is like. Just flex those arms, big guy, thaaaat’s it. Feel her sloooowwly trace her fingers over that beautiful, aching muscle.
Oh, and can’t forget about those pecs, can we? It’d be rude to tell her to stop now. Plus, you’re gay anyways. So it shouldn’t be a problem when she starts groping a little then, right? maybe giving them a little squeeze? It’s okay, you can groan a bit. She won’t mind.
What if she starts going lower? Maybe sliding a hand down to your chiseled abs? mmmph, that feels gooood, doesn’t it? Her just running her hands along your abdomen… Back and forth, back and forth… Oh! you’re hard? That’s okay! It’s a perfectly natural reaction to the stimulation. It’s something biological. You can’t control it, so don’t feel bad about it. Just relax and let your good friend give you a nice massage… you can close your eyes… It’s okay if you feel drowsy,
just…
give…..
in……..
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What’s that noise?
As you gradually come to, the sound starts to get louder and louder, and it’s accompanied by a feeling… a feeling of..?
Ah! F-fuck, no, wait! you’re ga y— fhuuuccckkkk your cock feels sooooo good in her warm pussy~
thaaats right, let those eyes flutter upwards as that wet, tight hole slams down on your cock over and over and over. Just relax. Rest those thick, muscled arms, and let your hips and cock do all the thinking for you. This feels way better than fucking an ass ever could. It’s like it was made to take dick. it’s squeezing you all the way to the base, like it’s trying to milk you for everything you’ve got~ And it feels so fucking right~
Hear those moans? Your cock, your muscles— no, YOU’RE making her make those noises. She’s wanted this for so long, it’d be cruel to deny her your cock when she rides you so good, wouldn’t it? You want to give her what she wants, don’t you? You wanna knock her up. You wanna fill her womb with your seed.
So do it. Thrust those hips, hear her scream your name, and hear yourself grunt and moan while you pump her full. Drool and grit your teeth as you impregnate your friend with your thick, fertile, gay cum. Feel her convulse around your cock as she soaks your pubes with her climax. This is what you were made for. You were made to breed.
You’re still gay though, right?
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“Mating press? What’s that?” but its a beefy gay bear saying it to a straight girl
is it just me or does the implication of sex have a little more oomph than straight up porn does? Like, there’s porn and then there’s watching the bed shake while two people’s moans echo around the room.
God, I feel like an unappreciated shot in porn is just getting the top’s upper body, with the bottom just out of frame as they’re getting fucked. Like, seeing a big, hairy stud move his hips like that,,, he’s trying to make babies guys he’s going breeder mode on that hole
For My lipstick lovers out there. 😘💋
What’s up with straight women having an unhealthy obsession with toxic bl manga/manhwa. Like wdym you simp for the main character from jinx who not only likes men but would constantly abuse you?? It’s so odd. “I hate SA but when it’s two hot gay anime men it’s fine 🤤” absolute goner behavior.