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Gryffindor Headcanon

Secretly films the screen every time they go see a movie because they straight up REFUSE to pay for the DVD to watch at home.

The Houses As Things My Friends Have Said

Gryffindor: "Is this water? It smells like water."

Ravenclaw: "I would really like to like nature, but nature just doesn't like me. And it's terrible."

Hufflepuff: "Someday you'll see me and I'll have my cat in a baby swing."

Slytherin: "I’ve just lost all will to care about people’s feelings. Like unless we’re super close, I could care less how my words hurt you."

Gryffindor Headcanon

Has the messiest house you've ever seen, but will not let you through the doorway without taking your shoes off or so help me god someone is getting killed today.

Hufflepuff: “Bro?”

Gryffindor: “Yeah, bro?”

Hufflepuff: “I love you, bro.”

Gryffindor, affectionately: “Bro.”

Gryffindor: You’re like the devil reincarnate.

Slytherin, tearing up: Thank you.

Dumbledore: Gryffindor wins the house cup!

Gryffindor: *fortnite dances*

Hufflepuff: I thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour.

Hufflepuff: Turns out it was just Gryff and me meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.