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Snowfall: well, I'm starved!

Hailstorm: I can make you something if you want.

Snowfall, skeptical: really?

Hailstorm, holding a slice of bread on each side of Snowfall's head: it’s a bitch sandwich.

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

A scenario I kinda wish would’ve happened in canon is that somehow or other the topic of Peril eating rocks for a majority of her life comes up and PYRITE IS HERE.

So Pyrite’s all “no wait don’t you see she’s had her mineral intake for a LIFETIME now!”

And Winter’s like, “I… don’t think that’s how it works…”

Cut to the Hailstorm reveal and I’m betting Peril either absolutely hates or finds it VERY funny

Bigender Hailstorm due to living as Pyrite