Himbo - Tumblr Posts
a petition
tumblr may i petition you to change the definition of himbo to include women please my life’s desire is to become a himbo but i am a girl please tumblr
Played Monster Prom recently and I s2g I love this himbo so much
...So have a weight gain sequence of him getting nice and cuddly for big boy season <3
Wait is this person implying that being stupid is somehow a women's domain that cis men are infringing upon?
EXCUSE ME
I didn't spend 8 agonizing months on Jupiter to get stupider just to be treated like that!
pardon the dust
just wait a bit for me to settle in folks, just opened this today. Will take a bit of time to get to where it needs to be
As you head home tonight remember that you are not who you have to be at work.
You can be whatever it is you want to be at home. And I think what you want is to be a himbo. And you can do it dude. You just gotta let go and stop trying.
Just be. Dumb, muscular, and kind. So flex, smile dumbly and put on that hypno file bro. It’s time for you to be who you really fucking are.
You’ve started down this path jockboy. Might’ve been a dare at first or maybe your boyfriend knew the truth before you did. However you started there is no backing away now.
You’ve gotten stoned out of your mind and surrendered to that dim feeling. Couldn’t answer the simplest questions beyond that jockboy laugh. “Huhuhuhu.”
From there there were no more doubts huh? You started to really dive into your new role. You started to work out craving some gains, looking more and more the part as your body grew and you looked more sporty. Face it bro the nerd you used to be doesn’t exist anymore.
There is only being a jockboy and what the weed, work outs, and hypno files tell you to do. Own up to it. This is who and what you are now. There is nothing better than letting go of all your anxiety and doubt and just being the dumbass jockboy you are meant to be. When you don’t get a joke because you’re too dumb don’t hide it. Let everyone know you’re a good fuck with no brain in his head.
This is who you are now jockboy. Now flex and own it!
I keep tellin y’all it’s better to be a dumb and high himbo give in and you can know that kind of bliss too
Bruhs like lisened to sum files n uhhh dum down like loads dudes n bein more himbo n more muskular huhu dum gud muskular himbo got hi listenin 2 em and strokin n stuffs wit help from me bruh @highscorehimbo like bruh so gud huhu, tokd n bongd n strokd on loop 2 himbruh files, jus wana workowt n dum mor n show off huhu
Bros, himbos, jocks, whichever you gravitate to more one thing will really help push your experience further snd get you closer to your goals. OTHERS LIKE YOU!
Few that do not share our goals or desires will get it, but nothing helps more than someone else on the same path you are.
This holds true no matter which path you chose. Trying to get dumber? Your bro should call you a dummy occasionally so you feel a little bliss randomly in your day. Trying to push to a new PR? Let your bros give you the motivation to push beyond your old limits.
Every path we take is better when we dont take them alone. Let other bros like yourself into your life and be a teammate. All your goals and desires will come that much faster when you do.
The entire time you were growing up it never really made sense. “Just do it”? You’d often wonder “Do *what*?!” But soon you’d be back at whatever you thought was important back then. These days you know so much better.
You now know what “it” was, is, and will be. “It” is simply whatever you want to excel at. Its a tool to blow the doubt and anxiety away. There is no need to think about wether you should or shouldn’t bro. Just do it. Time for leg day but you’re dreading it? Just do it. Do you really need that double portion for dinner? You’re a growing bro dude, just do it!
Let it be a guiding principle for you going forward. Be rid of the doubt and questions and fears and just do it dude.
Listen to those files your Coach gave you, bro.
They have even given to you so you can transform into what you are meant to be. Do as those files command.
Flex. Be dumber. With each rep in the gym, let yourself sink further.
Donas your Coach tells you to and you will know happiness like never before
Happy New Year to all the jocks, himbos, bulls and bros living in this corner of the internet.
Follow through with your goals. Grow. Flex. Be a slut. And follow all of your Coach’s orders. They know best.
Been taking on more files and pushing myself to workout more. We are all going to grow bigger and better 💪🏼
In this new hear jock up and make all your fantasies reality bro
What are the tracks you keep talking about
That largely depends on the hypnotist and their sub, but I am generally trying to encourage that subs do the files assigned to them.
If I’ve caught your attention I like the files from @avissapiens and @hyphyphurray. Give them a try folks!
Yall should really look at this and his first Stoner Bator file. Promise ya youll have an awesome time being dragged into gooned bliss
It's here: STONER BATOR 2.0! Get high and have yourself a little Stoner Bro Bate session with me. Get your brain good and fuzzy with 17 hot, mindfuck minutes of me messing with your head, pulling you down into gooned out bliss. Only $5! DM to buy.
Just like that shampoo bottle says good jocks and himbos should lift, burn a brain cell and repeat
Every rep let a brain cell burn and the muscles grow. Let your old self melt away, your inhibitions turn to sweat, and anxiety fuel each curl and deep grunts. You thought you might stop when you had a decent pump, fit but not mindless, but thinking is harder now. The rush is too good. You like what you see and you want more. Bigger, stronger, dumber, hotter, you want it all now. So don’t stop. Curl those biceps, flex that chest, grunt and sweat and grow.
