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"I mean I tried to tell them."

"Honey, I thought you were going to make good friends this time, not demon worshippers. That's just weird."

"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON."

A group of demon worshippers are about to sacrifice you but what they don’t know is that the demon they follow is your loving parent.

"THE BOOK JUST SAID "LOVE DEMON"!! AND YOU SAID YOUR DAD'S NAME WAS NATE. NATE FUCKING HEATHERS."

"well you got the "fucking" part right"

"Sweetie can we not bring the family business into this?"

"Dad-"

"Nope. Nuh uh. Last time we had this conversation I found you at an ORGY just because I told you I wouldn't do 'bring your kid to work' day. And you're explaining this to your mother, because I sure don't want to be the one explaining the incident THIS time."

"YOU WERE AT AN ORGY?!"

"I told you I wasn't a virgin. Also mom says that our home is a safe place and I'm free to explore my identity however I want Dad."

"So uh. Are we still doing the love curse hex?" One of the minions quipped. "I kinda gotta go..."

The demon made a disappointed noise. "I don't get paid enough for this..."

A group of demon worshippers are about to sacrifice you but what they don’t know is that the demon they follow is your loving parent.