Incorrect Athena Grant - Tumblr Posts
May, after she told Athena she's going to be a 911 dispatcher: hey mom, it seems you have forgotten something at the grocery store...
Athena, over the phone: Milk, bread, peanut butter... Nope everything here sweetie!
May: well, you know there's always cereal and ME!!!
Athena: Oh thanks, baby. Bobby would kill me if I forgot the cereal
May: that's just messed up...
Athena: How's it going?
Harry: terrible, I want to stab everybody here
May: alright, just don't get any blood on your clothes
Harry: mom, you're a police officer... Shouldn't you be condoning this?
Athena: don't tell me how to live my life.
Bobby and Athena with their pet roomba, please.
Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.
Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome
May, out on a drive along with Athena: What's with the sunglasses?
Athena, wearing the most badass sunglasses a cop could ever have: what sunglasses?
Athena: Just be yourself.
Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Bobby: Couple weeks.
Hen: Six months.
Chim: Jury’s still out.
Buck: See, Athena?
Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
*From an incorrect quote generator
Athena: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Buck: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Athena: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Eddie: Actually I did the math, Buck would have $225, not $0.15.
Buck: Fam I’m right here....
Bobby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Athena: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Bobby: Sorry I only have a dollar
Athena: :(
Eddie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Buck would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Bobby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Eddie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Hen: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Eddie: Apply juice to what
Chim: Directly to the forehead
Buck: Great chat everyone
Chimney: Hewwo.
Buck: Hihiiiiii!
Eddie: Greetings, Humans.
Hen: Three kinds of people.
Bobby: I want pudding.
Chimney: Four kinds of people.
Athena: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Hen: Five kinds of people.
*That time where someone drugged the 118*
Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*
Buck, high: can I do it?
Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.
Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*
Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!
Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??
Athena: yes.
Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!
Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.
Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!
-bonus-
Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-
Buck:
Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*
Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??
Buck: Knock, knock
Guy on the other side of the door: who's there?
Buck: dishes.
Guy:
Guy: dishes who?
Athena: Dishes the police, open up.
Harry: Mom, we need more oreos...
Athena: We went grocery shopping yesterday.
Harry: I know I'm sorry...
Athena: I bought you five packs of the double stuffed kind.
Buck: I know, we're sorry.