Incorrect Bobby Nash - Tumblr Posts

Maddie: 911, what's your emergency?

Eddie: hi, uh- yeah... I think my boyfriends tryin' poison me

Buck: how many times do I gotta tell you?

Buck: ITS FUCKING SEASONING.

Buck: Bobby always points at me and says 'He gets it!'

Buck:

Buck: no I don't. I don't get it.

May, after she told Athena she's going to be a 911 dispatcher: hey mom, it seems you have forgotten something at the grocery store...

Athena, over the phone: Milk, bread, peanut butter... Nope everything here sweetie!

May: well, you know there's always cereal and ME!!!

Athena: Oh thanks, baby. Bobby would kill me if I forgot the cereal

May: that's just messed up...

Athena: How's it going?

Harry: terrible, I want to stab everybody here

May: alright, just don't get any blood on your clothes

Harry: mom, you're a police officer... Shouldn't you be condoning this?

Athena: don't tell me how to live my life.

Bobby and Athena with their pet roomba, please.

Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.

Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome

Athena: Just be yourself.

Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Bobby: Couple weeks.

Hen: Six months.

Chim: Jury’s still out.

Buck: See, Athena?

Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

*From an incorrect quote generator

Athena: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Buck: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Athena: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Eddie: Actually I did the math, Buck would have $225, not $0.15.

Buck: Fam I’m right here....

Bobby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Athena: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Bobby: Sorry I only have a dollar

Athena: :(

Eddie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Buck would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Bobby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Eddie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hen: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Eddie: Apply juice to what

Chim: Directly to the forehead

Buck: Great chat everyone

Chimney: Hewwo.

Buck: Hihiiiiii!

Eddie: Greetings, Humans.

Hen: Three kinds of people.

Bobby: I want pudding.

Chimney: Four kinds of people.

Athena: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Hen: Five kinds of people.

*That time where someone drugged the 118*

Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*

Buck, high: can I do it?

Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.

Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*

Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!

Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??

Athena: yes.

Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!

Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.

Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!

-bonus-

Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-

Buck:

Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*

Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??

Bobby: JESUS BUCK, WE SENT YOU TO GET MCDONALDS AND NOW YOU'RE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Buck, in a hospital bed: I was Mc-hit by a Subaru.

Bobby:

Bobby: Don't do the surgery.