Incorrect Bucky Quotes - Tumblr Posts

azerishi

2 years ago

Peter: Yeah no, he's finna die.

Steve: Wait, who?

Natasha: Why?

Peter: He got grazed by a bullet wound, beaten up with a shovel to the point of unconsciousness, got his bullet wound stepped on that woke him up, coughed up blood, and got a heavy blow to the head causing a severe concussion.

Bucky: ..That's a long list of injuries, punk. Bet you my metal arm whoever 'he' is that he won't get out of that alive without immediate medical attention.

Tony:

Tony: ...Peter, why is your teeth stained red?

Peter: Because it was me, Peter! *passes out*

Avengers, panicking: HOLY FUCK BRUCE COME HERE— SOMEONE CALL DOCTOR CHO—

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joylovesthings

1 year ago

Phoenix: who the hell eat all of my food cuz whoever did is going to-

Bucky: I did sorry doll

Phoenix: is going to be forgiven do you need more food cuz I can buy more

Sam: now what the fuck

Hill: Steve he said a bad language word

Steve: ONE TIME IT WAS ONE TIME

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