Incorrect Deadpool Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Deadpool: Say, what's a less legal, more effective alternative to pepper spray?

Daredevil, without missing a beat: A flamethrower.

Spider-Man, who only wanted to team up for Team Red: *sigh* Guys, his knife barely touched me.

Spiderman: violence is not the answer!–

Daredevil: is the question.

Deadpool: and the answer is yes!

Daredevil: shit will come

Spiderman: it won’t give shit

Daredevil: it’s going to shit

Deadpool: if not?

Daredevil: and if so?

Deadpool: if it doesn’t shit?

Daredevil: and if it happens

Deadpool: But if shit goes down, we’re in shit together!!

Spiderman: Ready!

Spiderman: Guys, this won’t give shit

Daredevil: yes it will

Deadpool: BUT IF SHIT WE ARE SHIT TOGETHER!!!

“okay listen up here i don’t wanna hear your idiots voice unless the fuckin’ world is on fire!”

_ Daredevil after the first time with the red team.

*the plane will crash and it only has 3 parachutes*

Peter Wade Matt: ...

Peter: I'll sacrifice myself--

Wade: who's going on dad's lap lol?

Matt: stop being stupid we're in threes?

Deadpool in a snare: we can of something

Spiderman: ok let’s play, I see with my little eye

Spiderman: someone who wears red and black and doesn’t know when to shut up

Deadpool: is it me?

Spiderman: it’s always you.

Tony: Peter is the kindest Mayan person I know!

Peter: *smiles innocently*

Wade: pfft

Peter still smile: *whispering* say something to him and that knife will go back to your spleen