Incorrect Hamilton Quotes - Tumblr Posts
eliza: hey have you ever wondered why does philip look exactly like laurens?
hamilton:
hamilton:
hamilton:
hamilton: ......it's a long story [sweats nervously]
i go to france for more crumbs, and i come back with more gums and chips and so the balance shifts
WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROCHAMBEAU CONSOLIDATE THEIR CRISPS
— me misspelling things part #1 / ?
Hamilton lighting is on a whole other level I swear
The way Anthony Ramos’s John Lauren’s looks at Lin Manuel-Miranda’s Alexander Hamilton is in my top 5 gayest shit I’ve ever seen list
Every time I hear someone have beef w the Hamilton soundtrack it makes me wanna throw hands fr
Alexander: Just you wait
Burr: Okay
Alexander: why are you waiting stop waiting
Alexander: *shows up at jefferson’s door ten years after they had an argument* anD ANOTHER THING—
Alexander: My mother is dead to me.
Laurens: what’d she do
Alexander: die
Alexander: Why are you so quiet?
Burr: My father was killed by a dictionary.
Ned: You told Y/N you're spiderman but I had to find out?
Peter: Don't be shocked-
Mj and Y/N, mumbling: When you're history book mentions me...
Mj:
Y/N:
Peter: What?
Ned: where have I heard that?
*Mj and Y/N look at each other*
Simultaneously: YOU TOO!?
Hamilton characters as stuff me/my friends have said (part 2):
Hamilton: *raises hand* what’s so bad about writing more. *teacher stares* no, tell me. what?
Burr: If you don’t shut up in 2 seconds this pen is going through your throat
Eliza: *eyes her crush* damn his eyes
Laurens: I want to kiss him but not in a gay way i’m not gay i’m straight as a ruler. *pauses* The ruler is a protractor.
Lafayette: I LOVE AMERICA
Mulligan: *sewing quietly in a corner while the rest of the friend group is engaged in a politics debate*
Angelica: urgh, men.
Peggy: Yall underestimate the power of being unnoticed.
Washington: LOOK AT ME, I’M THE PRESIDENT NOW.
Jefferson: *teacher mentions Alexander Hamilton* *loud sigh*
Madison: Please 🥺🥺🥺
Phillip Hamilton: *trips* *eyes the floor* My dad’s gonna kill you for that
LAFAYETTE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Text: can't believe Lafayette would chop off all his hair. WHAT!? Marquis, I'll never forgive you. Your actions have an effect on others. So we can't share hair ribbons anymore? No cute updos? It's just Laurens and I alone. We're depressed.
HAHHA I LOVE IT-