Incorrect Harley Keener Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Peter: *drinks all of the coffee meant for Tony, surprise hugs him and at the same time gives him a heart attack, and blows 2 of Tony's labs all in the span of one (1) afternoon*
Harley: How do you cry when your sandwich falls apart, but then be able to do this with no fear?
Tony, fighting off a forming headache: I've already fallen apart so it’s too late for him to cry about it.
Peter, high on coffee: I'm shitting, crying, throwing up, stepping on nails, and fucking fighting god
Harley: I only shit and cry, you’re a talented multitasker.
Tony, who walked into their convo: What the fuck, you two?
Peter: Jokes on you Mr.Stark, Flour isn't even a spice!
Harley: So you're dumb AND boring!
Tony: I'M BORING!? I am genious billionare playboy philanthropist! I am NOT boring!
Harley: Then let us work on the iron man suit!
Tony: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Peter: SEE!? BORING!
Tony: Oh please! If you were a spice you'd be flour!