Incorrect Harry Grant - Tumblr Posts

May, after she told Athena she's going to be a 911 dispatcher: hey mom, it seems you have forgotten something at the grocery store...

Athena, over the phone: Milk, bread, peanut butter... Nope everything here sweetie!

May: well, you know there's always cereal and ME!!!

Athena: Oh thanks, baby. Bobby would kill me if I forgot the cereal

May: that's just messed up...

Athena: How's it going?

Harry: terrible, I want to stab everybody here

May: alright, just don't get any blood on your clothes

Harry: mom, you're a police officer... Shouldn't you be condoning this?

Athena: don't tell me how to live my life.

May, out on a drive along with Athena: What's with the sunglasses?

Athena, wearing the most badass sunglasses a cop could ever have: what sunglasses?

*That time where someone drugged the 118*

Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*

Buck, high: can I do it?

Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.

Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*

Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!

Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??

Athena: yes.

Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!

Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.

Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!

-bonus-

Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-

Buck:

Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*

Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??

Harry: Mom, we need more oreos...

Athena: We went grocery shopping yesterday.

Harry: I know I'm sorry...

Athena: I bought you five packs of the double stuffed kind.

Buck: I know, we're sorry.