Incorrect Hen Wilson - Tumblr Posts
*in the group chat*
Maddie: Yeah, him and Josh hit it off really well, it was adorable!
Hen: oh, I love gays!
Buck: Good to know there's something you love about me
Hen: those guys*
Maddie:
Hen:
Buck: I knew you were going to say guys. I'm just faster than you
Eddie: buck knows everything about me!
Buck: yeah!
Hen: ok, what's Eddie's favourite animal?
Buck: uhhh...
Eddie: Common babe!!???! Really?!?!?
Buck: shut up, bitch, im thinking
Buck: a WaTeRmElOn
Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.
Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome
Athena: Just be yourself.
Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Bobby: Couple weeks.
Hen: Six months.
Chim: Jury’s still out.
Buck: See, Athena?
Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
*From an incorrect quote generator
Athena: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Buck: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Athena: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Eddie: Actually I did the math, Buck would have $225, not $0.15.
Buck: Fam I’m right here....
Bobby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Athena: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Bobby: Sorry I only have a dollar
Athena: :(
Eddie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Buck would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Bobby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Eddie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Hen: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Eddie: Apply juice to what
Chim: Directly to the forehead
Buck: Great chat everyone
Chimney: Hewwo.
Buck: Hihiiiiii!
Eddie: Greetings, Humans.
Hen: Three kinds of people.
Bobby: I want pudding.
Chimney: Four kinds of people.
Athena: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Hen: Five kinds of people.