Incorrect Howard Chimney Han - Tumblr Posts

Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.

Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome

Maddie: can you keep a secret?

Chimney: well, I can until I meet the next person...

Athena: Just be yourself.

Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Bobby: Couple weeks.

Hen: Six months.

Chim: Jury’s still out.

Buck: See, Athena?

Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

*From an incorrect quote generator

Athena: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Buck: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Athena: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Eddie: Actually I did the math, Buck would have $225, not $0.15.

Buck: Fam I’m right here....

Bobby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Athena: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Bobby: Sorry I only have a dollar

Athena: :(

Eddie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Buck would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Bobby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Eddie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hen: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Eddie: Apply juice to what

Chim: Directly to the forehead

Buck: Great chat everyone

Chimney: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Buck: Just rip the bandage off.

Chimney: It’s Maddie.

Buck: Put the bandage back on.